Schul shopping without admitting it's schul shopping. Aaahh, I'm so bad, but I'm also very particular, and for good reason! Oh well, here's hoping I can find one that isn't a two hour bus ride away.
The bit about AP is a lie. I hate AP style and I resent my foxy history teacher for making me use it.
Nana, by Emile Zola
Bereishis/Genesis (an extensively annotated translation put out by Art Scroll), by...that's a conversation for another time...
Human, All Too Human, by Nietzsche
Her, by Cherry Muhanji (I highly recommend this book!)
Movies and TV: I like silly, campy things, and classic old movies from the golden age of hollywood. I also love almost any kung-fu movie, and almost any musical. Sometimes I watch K-Dramas, and occasionally I watch anime. My favorite movies are Blazing Saddles and The Producers.
My go-to triumvirate of musicians is Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, and Kate Bush. The best concert I've ever been to was Dir En Grey at the Showbox. My go-to genre I love best is jazz. My go-to song is HYFR. Update: I saw Iggy Pop and it was better than I could have imagined!!!
I like all foods except anything cream-based. I think it has something to do with my psyche.
I forgot to mention smooth tenor sax.
I am dismayed by how pedestrian Oxford comma jokes have become. I've seen them on at least two other profiles now, and I'm just going to have to think of something more original to put here. Probably a pun.
Just joshing you, I don't believe in that stuff.
P. S., I'm transgender (ftm). If you don't recognize the terms or want to know more, I recommend this neat search engine called Google.
A note to potential interlocutors, transgender is not my gender identity (dude is my gender identity) and does not define me as a person. If you'd like to talk, please don't lead with the above. It's pretty boring for me by now.
Okay, since no one has ever messaged me trying to guess which team I'd best like to be assigned to, I'll just tell you. Team Gai forever. Savor your springtime of youth.
You want to smash the state, if by "smash the state" you mean dismantle state-based systems of oppression like the prison system, the police force, the stock exchange, white supremacy, etc. etc. etc. And if by "smash" you actually mean smash, and not "write a strongly-worded letter".
You want a talmud/torah study buddy! Or you just wanna make out. Or both. Um, maybe not at the same time, I'm a very poor multi-tasker.