39 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I have spent the last decade traveling to places as far spread as Tanzania, South Korea, Guatemala and Australia. Along the way, I got my Bachelor’s Degree at Guilford College in North Carolina and held a variety of jobs including, Bell Man, Bus Driver and Teacher of English as a Second Language. I eventually settled in Austin, TX and into a job at the Texas School for the Blind.

I competed in the annual Pun-Off in Austin, TX and came in a respectable last place. My interests are similar to the hairs of my beard, reaching in about every direction and come in different shades and lengths.

I am hoping to meet someone who can help me get to know Austin so that I can start to think of it as my home. I like riding bikes, hiking and foosball. When I try to go jogging, strangers often ask if I need help. I am up for a big night out or a quiet evening in.

I’ve never used anything like Okay cupid before but, after reading these entries, I feel warm and hopeful—as though I’m wearing Barack Obama’s underwear. I am relieved to know that are some quirky cuties out there that are not all spoken for, yet. I’m more exciting than a commercial. If you need a stunt boyfriend replica, I offer hourly rates. I can do a wonderful impersonation of a boyfriend.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Rubbin' lady parts
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like the actor "House."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tom Robbins can go wrong, but I haven’t seen it yet;
Pastoralia by George Saunders make me take back all those bad things I said about reading.
I enjoy doing things that end in ____ing
Calculator watches
The number 143
Speaking something similar to Spanish
Bike riding with a helmet (feels weird)
Wogging (where Walking meets Jogging)
Daily Show, Colbert Report, The Office
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I enjoy doing things that end in ___________ing
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking at you, thinking about your roommate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm hung like a black man.
You should message me if
You like foot rubs, riding bikes, bad kissers, and eager beavers.