39 New Bedford, United States
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My self-summary
i'm laid back and a good friend and i hate filling these things out and i travel the world with my parents' money and have like 8 kids. just kidding, that's you guys. have you ever looked at the girls' things on here? ridiculous. there are also a concerning amount of women with pictures of themselves with tranquilized big cats. who the fuck is drugging all these big cats for photo ops? i mean i like that part of red dragon, too, but that's what makes it exotic, that no one gets to do it. also tons of pics with spider monkeys and riding elephants. and with that bean sculpture in chicago. and moustaches. always beating that dead horse of a moustache joke into the ground.
What I’m doing with my life
thinking about the next step. very happy to say i'm making art. in my spare time i read, draw, play games, look stuff up, stretch, cook, make stuff, watch movies and series of shows i steal off the internet. i have recently been making resin toys. i try to stay in shape and close to sane, and hope to better myself however i can. i'm ridiculously busy with school right now, but i'm fairly sure i could find/make time for an exceptionally cool girl. that sentence has too many adverbs.
I’m really good at
most crafty things, entertaining myself, sleeping, getting back to sleep, making certain types of people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
stupid blue eyes. or that i'm lighting something on fire.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
cormega, EPMD, pixies, mr. bungle, fantomas, gwar, ween, the d, finntroll, witchcraft, the sword, celesty, svartsot, the beatles, the mamas and the papas, mendel, sinatra, the krays, big l, big business, nirvana, skepticism, ahab, peggy lee, oxymoron, del, slick rick, misfits, motorhead, fugazi, sepultura, minor threat, pailhead, ramesses, rakim, eric b. and rakim, heidevolk, biggie (duh,) the ramones, niblick henbane, the bruisers, gang starr, cock sparrer, broadcast, diana ross and the supremes, wu-tang, all boot camp clik, NWA, todd solondz, takashi miike, park chan wook, south park, gummo, robert rodriguez, tim and eric, tom goes to the mayor, eastbound, archer, mr. show, game of thrones, UCB, ATHF, raimi, jackson, guillermo del toro, team america, zoolander, the new batmans (batmen?), tortas, spaghetti, italian sausage, hamburgers, pork chops, all rice, fresh bread, steak, stuffing, pizza, buffalo wings, tom robbins, poe, burroughs, true crime/serial killer, documentaries, microcosmos, crumb, dig, the devil in daniel johnston, thai, cracklin' oat bran, kashi go lean.
The six things I could never do without
air? i don't know. there are things i love but let's not be dramatic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
stuff that makes me laugh out loud that very likely would make zero sense to anyone else.
On a typical Friday night I am
there is NOTHING typical about my fridays!!! nosuh, i'm probably home alone like macaulay culkin.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
once i smashed my nose on the bottom of a pool pretending i was a dolphin. and i was alone. and a teenager.
You should message me if
you're wicked pretty and funny and cool and real, and like a good amount of the stuff i'm into. you would prefer to go to an aquarium than a club. you see funny things everywhere on your own, and could point out what i miss.