If you want a summary of my personality, message and ask for one - I'll reply with 8-10 paragraphs worth.
2. Friends, sunrises and sudden parties that spring out of a phone call or two
3. The ability to play hard and go to bed tired
4. Things that make nice tones when struck
5. A sword...or two. Or three.
6. Beautiful women and fireplaces
I mean PLEASE - some guys just don't deserve to reproduce.
...if you've gotten jaded by the standard Internet-dating shtick that most guys have.