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My self-summary
I am a flirtatious, VERY charming asshole.

Often sarcastic, I can sometimes come across as an asshole. Note: this just means that I am really attracted to you.

Figured we could cover the rest over food or coffee--are you cheat meal worthy? I would say drinks but I'm on the wagon until April--new diet/workout regimen.

Fair warning: Your girlfriends will fall in love with me, just happens.
What I’m doing with my life
I work at Cornell's med school. I never talk about work...

I am at the UES Equinox, M-Sat. Trying to maintain a social life between lifting/cardio/dieting... not easy.
I’m really good at
Cooking my mom's recipes. Being late--super good at that. Being forgetful--this one has gotten me in trouble, oops. Making people laugh? Sleeping (left side of the bed). Appropriately using racial slurs and making friends with bartenders.

Cuddlin'--been called the best.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get compliments on my skin, hair, and smile--so I guess, my face... You're welcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Favorite book is Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil.
Movies: BRIDESMAIDS, Saving Private Ryan, anything with Meryl, The Godfather, anything Superbad-ish, etc.
Show: AHS, BOB'S BURGERS!!! DOWNTON ABBEY (is EVERYTHING), Sopranos, Trueblood, Mad Men, The Office, Parks and Rec, etc.
Music: Everything! Thank god for Spotify.
FOOD: I'll try anything... seriously.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
Meats (I do have friends that are vegetarian/vegan but we are not close)
iPhone (communication and navigation)
Food & Alcohol (brings friends together and yes, I know I already put MEAT)
Hair products?

Of course my beautiful sister, family and friends. Duh.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food, when I can get back to my bed, what I forgot to do/what I should be doing and just random hilarity.
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually drinking/eating with friends then starting a revolution...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a blackout eater... The avocado pit and knife story, just ask.
You should message me if
You have a great sense of humor, workout or stay active, and have an apetite! And just to get this awkwardness out of the way, be a little spoon.
The two of us