I can teach you to sound like an owl by using your hands. You never know what it might be good for.
Freaking out cats, even the laid-back ones.
Feeling the sudden need to burst into laughter with a mouthful of some beverage.
Not charging any electronic devices until the last second.
Getting into emotional trouble.
There's a Simpsons quote for every situation in life.
you would like to go longboarding.
you like talking about poly / kink / queer stuff / sexual identity / travels / the funny thing your cat did the other night.
you like to confess this one lie you have told that has gotten so ridiculously out of hand that you've had to keep building on it and is now a part of your life.
you have a dog. Or a llama.