38Portland, United States
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My self-summary
All the exit polls seem to indicate that I'm a pretty decent guy.

Random facts about me:

I have a career. I am an artist. I like puns. I pay my bills on time despite not making a ton of money at my job. I'm an active member in a community of media producers. People frequently laugh with and at me, so I frequently laugh with and at people in return. Like to play disc golf and go bowling. Not much of a sportsball watchin' fan, but I'll root for the Blazers. Been in Portland since aught two with some extended breaks for work related travel. Plan on staying here for a while, but not forever. It's a big world out there.

I refer to myself as an artist with the innards of an engineer. I'm good at fixing things, or at least not making them more broken. I can probably fix your car or computer in an emergency, but I'll likely recommend taking it to a professional for a proper repair if time/budget allows. I feel weird when my multi tool is not on my belt and a camera is not in my hand. I suck at drawing but like to do animation. I think that free speech is important and more people should share their stories.

I don't have the version of this site that let's me see likes. Sorry. I'm a bit shy about sending messages to people on the internet despite being a fairly talkative guy in public. I'm ok with being single, but I'd prefer to have someone to grow with as a person.
What I’m doing with my life
I just started a new job. It's cool, but certainly not my dream gig. The best part about it is I don't have to move to LA. I volunteer a fair amount of my time and co-organize a monthly Meetup group for Film/Video production people. Independent media is important to me and it should be to you too. I'm not saying commercially produced content is all bad, but people who are not concerned with ROI tend to have better stories.

I have a plan for an amazing animation, but it will take a significant amount of resources to complete. Trying to convince myself to take the plunge and just do it, but I need help. Sometimes I have trouble asking for help.
I’m really good at
Sarcasm. Seriously, I'm great at it. And being humble. I get so angry when people forget to mention how humble I am.
The first things people usually notice about me
The cloud of ninja smoke that appeared where they think I may have been standing a few seconds ago.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate this section.

Books: I don't read enough. When I do I read non fiction and technical manuals.

Movies: Anything I can sit through without wanting to look at my phone.

Music: Anything but modern pop country.

Food: I mostly eat clocks because it is so time consuming.
Six things I could never do without
A camera,
an empty note book,
a good quality pen,
and other humans to interact with.

You only get five.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That fateful night in the ladies room at Arbys when everything changed. Ahh memories.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unknown these days. Looks like I'll generally be working Friday night. Still need to feel out the new gig.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really don't see the need to bring that up here since everything that was revealed in court is now public record.
You should message me if
You'd like to go on a date where laughter and fun will likely ensue.
The two of us