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My self-summary
I'm Mark,
I like kitty cats / simpler times / corduroy shorts
What I’m doing with my life
Teaching things to teeny tiny elementary school children, drinking too much coffee, drinking too much of everything else, and making sure music is constantly playing wherever I'm at.
I’m really good at
Turning blinking contests into something seductive.
The first things people usually notice about me
Long walks on the beach
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"So, what do you love to read?"

-Dostoevsky just because I wish to have half as many intellectual conversations as his characters do. Pretending to have them is fun too.

"Yeah that's very intelligent. Now, what films then do you tend to lean toward?"

I spend more time trying to decide on something to watch than actually watching anything at all. I will also always watch for your reactions on certain parts of movies I love and then secretly judge you by them, I know, rude.

"And what are some comfort shows for you?
Gilmore Girls. Charmed.

"That's just great. Now, what would you say you could eat every day! I don't know, on an island or something!"

-Have been on an Indian Food and Quesadilla binge lately. If you cook both of these for me in one night I may uncontrollably propose to you.

"Meeeow! So last question. Why did you write this all by yourself as if it was an interview?"

-Don't worry about it.
Six things I could never do without
Flannery (my cat)
Turtle (also my cat)
microsoft word (not a cat)
My driving moccasins.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Comebacks after the moment has passed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Missing dinner to go out and drink, only to then end up starving and stuffing my face right before bed. I'm not the only one you gluttons.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Seriously, Gilmore Girls is chill as fuhh.
You should message me if
You can carry a conversation and even awkward silences, cause let's face it, they're going to happen.
The two of us