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My self-summary
My name is Martin, I'm on here to find someone with whom I can hang out with. I think the best relationships start in friendship. I don't want to play any games on here. I'm a father to a 3 year old boy that is, like me, a pain in the ass at times. He is everything to me. He does not need a mother. I'm extremely honest and I rarely care enough to hold back. My friends say I have no filter and they're right. I don't see a point in being fake. I almost always say what's on my mind and I usually say it pretty loudly so the easily embarrassed need not apply.

I'm looking for someone that doesn't take everything too serious. Someone that likes to have fun and doesn't mind trying new things. Someone that is just as ok staying in and watching a movie as you are going out to a bar and socializing. Huge bonus if you play video games, but not necessary. Also a bonus if you have tattoos and/or piercings cuz I do find them sexy. I'm not looking for somebody perfect, just looking for someone I can have fun with and hopefully grow old with.
I’m really good at
- building stuff
- fixing broken stuff
- making the best of a shitty situation
- having my balls busted
- busting balls back
- finding what buttons to push that make you crazy
- pushing those buttons to my hearts content
- solving other people's problems
- photobombing
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm gonna say my face
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter series, Hunger Game series, A Story of Fire and Ice series, Lord of the Rings series. Authors: Edgar Allen Poe, Rick Riordan, Dan Brown, Max Brooks, Tucker Max

Movies: Usual Suspects, City of God, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, SuperTroopers, Anchorman, Dead Alive, Army of Darkness, Shaun of the Dead, The Breakfast Club,there are just too many I love movies. I like all movies except rom-coms

Tv shows: Walking Dead, Dexter, Shameless, New Girl, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, there are others and of course the guilty pleasure of awful reality tv.

Music: I like everything from Eminem to Queen, Rage Against the Machine, Wu Tang Clan, Elvis, I listen to it all the only music I prefer not to listen to is country but I do occasionally listen to that too

Food: I am willing to try anything once. I'm lactose intolerant but that doesn't stop me from going dairy crazy. I just basically enjoy food.
Six things I could never do without
This is relative to the situation at hand in everyday life I really only need my son and the obv food and water. Zombie apocalypse me needs my son, food, water, a machete, a hammer, and duct tape.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had the ability to learn how to do things just by seeing them done once, what would I want to learn first.
What does the fox say?
Who the fuck thought the duck face was cute and why is every girl doing it?
On a typical Friday night I am
If I'm not working I'm usually home with my little man and the pup playing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a fan of Justin Timberlake both musically and cinematically. One year me and some friends dressed up like N*SYNC.
You should message me if
If you can be completely honest. If you're done with games and are willing to meet up. I'm not here to just chitchat I'm here to meet people. You can deal with me having a lot of female friends and I'm still friends with all of my exes.
The two of us