In the summer of 2010 I started an independent film production company with some friend of mine which is called "DFJ Productions" (and that stands for - DEEP FRIED JIHAD Productions).
Also, I have a full time JOB
It is as follows
I am a:
and a Candlestick-Maker (for 1.5 hours when I was 11)
Cracka-Lack (That is something that "Snoop" called me once)
Dog-Lover (I miss him so much)
I can make Marzipan
and I am a Horror-Fan
In No Discernible Order (to sum up, my life is a work in progress)
Being open-minded (in fact, I kick ass at it)
Writing - well, I like the things I write.
Student - never thought that would ever be the case.
I better stop before I begin to sound like a self-important jack-ass
My favorite movies: Awful question, not possible to answer. If I really thought about it I maybe could come up with a top 50 that are all tied for first place but I would still be leaving some out. But I can say, none of them have Jean Claude Van Damme in them. That much, I am sure of.
It would be easier to list my favorite directors, like this (in no order, except for Kubrick, always #1) : Stan "The Man" Kubrick, The Coen Brothers, Fincher, Wes Anderson, Edgar Wright, Nolan, Tarantino, Scorsese, Lynch, Aronofsky, Rodriguez, Kelley (that is plenty for now). However, if you haven't seen it - "The House of Yes" is incredible.
My favorite music: Kind of the same problem except there would be way more than 50, if it helps at all I love music, all genres.....Except for new country
My favorite Foods: Steak, Fried Chicken, BBQ Ribs, Hamburgers, Pizza. As well as: Mexican, Japanese, Italian, Thai, Chinese (which is actually American). And Sushi, holy shit Sushi, I fucking love Sushi. I was introduced to it in Sept. of 2012 and seems to be like it could be the most perfect food ever. I am currently doing field research on the matter.
PROFILE UPDATE - 23 March 2013
My favorite shows: I never added a TV show section previously only because I had stopped watching television when I originally wrote this profile. But in retrospect there are a bunch of good show that I love. However, unfortunately the best ones are Canadian or British.
So here goes : The Thick of It (Malcolm Tucker is the Einstein of profanity), Charlie Brooker's Wipe series, Black Books (and/or anything with Dylan Moran), The Office (yes it is from the UK, you twat) and Spaced (Edgar Wright's directorial debut along with Simon Pegg and Nick Frost).
Those were some of the British ones now for the Canucks : The Trailer Park Boys (and their movies as well), The Kids In The Hall. Kenny vs. Spenny, and The Drunk and on Drugs Happy Funtime Hour.
Not to be a self-loathing yank, here are some American shows I enjoy: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Portlandia, The Wire (best drama show I have ever seen), Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead.
To be quite honest my 3 favorite things in the whole wide world are cameras, guns, and women (not necessarily in that order). And before you ask I am not a right-wing, fundamentalist christian, racist, red-neck, wife-beating (I do not have a wife, and wouldn't beat her if I did), asshole. Which, unfortunately, is the prolific stereo-type of a white male with guns in the south. This could not be further from the truth (well as long as I am concerned).
PROFILE UPDATE 3013 :
When I go out in public by myself many times my internal monologue becomes external unbeknownst to me because I usually am listening my iPod. Along those same line, I talk out loud to myself when I think no one is around, or when I am shopping alone for any reason.
Just thought of this one: you know how some people air-guitar, or air-drum....well I get carried away listening to classical music and I air-orchestra-conduct. I get pretty into it to (especially with Beethoven) so much so that I usually end up breaking something, usually a lamp.
Here is some more embarrassing sh...stuff : I like "Buckwild", the first 3 seasons of "Bad Girls Club", first season of "Project Runway", first season of "Desperate Housewives", and I completely loathe "Sex and the City". I really can't begin to figure out how such a horrible show spawned 2 movies and a spin-off. It does give me hope as a writer. If I am not wrong, all I have to do is forcibly induce diarrhea and just wait till my bum spray a hit show all over 90 pieces of blank typing paper. Done son. Hey HBO, where is my check. Laters.
P.S. If your hobby is being angry or picking fights, just keep moving.