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My self-summary
the fact that i am filling this in should speak volumes! i am everything you dreamed of and more, so long as you dream of balding 30something men who you meet on free-to-use hook up websites.
What I’m doing with my life

oh, drifting aimlessly. IT IS AWESOME. travelling, finding new places, meeting new people, seeing different cultures and outlooks.
I’m really good at
writing, telling stories, reading out loud, cooking, debating*.

playing pool. or billiard, or whatever it's called here.

playing poker. i played professionally for a while, at a low level,but it was massively un-fulfilling and ceased to be fun.

*arguing really, but that doesn't put me in a good light.
The first things people usually notice about me
the caps lock and shift buttons are broken on my laptop...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
where to begin with books? franzen, heller, ford, roth, hemingway, auster, dostoevsky, culler, derrida, baudrillard, mccarthy, chabon, hitchens, dawkins, russell, burleigh.. just loads. Few things are as comforting to me as reading charles dickens, and no matter how perfect you are, i will never love you as much as i love george orwell. Sorry.
any film by woody allen, wes anderson and a million others. old films especially. i get emotional at a really weird part in casablanca.
tv shows. spaced. if you don't laugh at spaced we will never be friends. yes minister. the wire. true detective was great, as was sopranos. good tv basically, you know what i mean.
i like playing chess but i have no one to play against. it's very sad.
Six things I could never do without
Books, the comfortable chair in a cafe or bar, near the window, so i can read my books in natural daylight and glance up occasionally as the world goes by. I'm easily pleased.

oh, my oxford english to german dictionary. i'd be, erm, gefickt?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
writing and why i am not doing it enough.
On a typical Friday night I am
i mean obviously if not out saving kittens from burning buildings, helping out at the homeless shelter, or foiling super villain plans to take over the world, entertaining friends with stories of gallantry and adventure, or performing tenor at the philharmonie, playing bass in a popular rock band etc, i'll just be at home desperately waiting for okcupid app to say i have a new message...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
the first time i tried one of these sites was straight after getting dumped. a friend had me fill it out in order to cheer me up. my best match was the girl who dumped me.
UPDATE: i have new faith in this as it seems to have noticed my unfortunate addiction to americans.
You should message me if
You are comfortable with lying to our friends about how we met! And/or...

=you are visiting from the future.
=you are prepared for me to criticise your grammar whilst making grammatical errors of my own.
=you think you can beat me at scrabble. In english. English english. There is a 'u' in colour. Yes there is.
=you have a fringe, or bangs, as some people call them. i am a sucker for a fringe. if you have one, add 10% to our match score.
or if you want to go out and get drunk and make fun of things for a few hours, before falling over.

you can see through the facetiousness of this profile. i'd prefer not to be contacted if you are on the rebound, desperate, unreliable, or selling something (including salvation).
The two of us