I took myself off the dating and sex-having market for about a year, with the intention of reflecting on my relationships for a bit, starting my illustration career, blah blah. Mostly, this exercise in deprivation just reminded me that relationships and sex are an essential part of a full life that bolster your well-being. So much for being a prude!
I took the OKC online dating persona test and scored playboy, uggh sorry about that. Grain of salt and all of that because remember how I became monastic last year.
So yeah, even if my response rate says something like "evil avoider" because I hardly used my OKC over the last year, pay no mind to that as I will try to respond to the gushing torrent of messages that will inevitably follow the pronouncement of my availability in the NYC OKC community.
I'm saddened that my profile ranks me as more conservative than most of my matches. Rest assured, I think the world would be better without guns, Trump, and catcalling, but I think it might be an even better place if that wasn't the only thing that everyone talked about all the time. It's more fun to make up hypothetical scenarios and see where the other person's head is at. Like, would you allow me to play Bring Me to Life by Evanescence as our first dance song at the wedding?
Watch reality television with fervor,
give the benefit of the doubt,
Should take more showers but don't smell bad.
Don't want to play cards against humanity or apples to apples
That my appearance lags behind my age, "hey mr. 5yr old!"
That I'm sitting on the same chair with my arm around them, eatin popcorn watchin spykids 3d
getting back into books since the subway happened to me. denial of death, white noise, solar lottery, edward o. wilson, henry miller (aka the better version of bukowski), franny n zooey. I'm less basic then I sound. Murakami sucks hard.
Art: Crumb, Ware, Mughal Painting, Beeple, Jules Julien, marina abromovic, digital appropriation artists, nick liefhebber
Shows: THE CHALLENGE (formerly real world road rules challenge), kroll show, an idiot abroad, nathan for you, millionaire matchmaker, frontline docus, trashy reality tv in general
various strains of berittas