mateoupinit
40 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
For starters:
I'm not interested in one night stands or to be someone's booty call.
I am looking for a life-partner/best-friend/partner-in-crime to live, laugh, love & learn with.
A deep strong relationship that can weather any storm.
I wanna find someone that I think of anytime I hear a romantic song~
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I donated a leg muscle to kids with muscular dystrophy. The portion that is cut out, grows back in 6-8 weeks. Once removed, the muscle portion is put into a growth accelerated process. Starting about the size of a pinky~finger & ending up with several gallons worth of good muscle tissue.
Which is then, injected into children with muscular dystrophy to over-ride their "bad" muscle tissue so they can begin to function in their own bodies much better.

It also happened to be Fri. The 13th. My camera at the time malfunctioned for first time ever. It did make for an awesome double exposed photograph though.

~That was me at 19~

After that I moved back to Long Beach, & began my Body Piercing apprenticeship in Hollywood @ Thirteen B.C. & also by an Ex-Gautlet Piercer friend of mine.
Throughout that timeframe, I was skydiving a lot & was getting certified in the Accelerated Free Fall program out in Lake Elsenoir, Ca. ~That was freaking amazing~

I continue to explore life & that's what brought me out here. I wanted a change from Austin & Portland had been an interest of mine for a while. So.....

I've traveled through Europe & Moraccoo. Rocked the Casbah while exploring over there.
I prefer going-off the beaten path, that's where I've found some really interesting places & things~

I totally LUV exploring & photographing abstractions in nature~urban decay~decay of any sort~rusty old fragments of things~creepy old buildings~roof-tops~bridges~medical equipment~bones~obscure things, living or not~but appreciated non the less~you get the picture.

I have a vasectomy~
Which I got at 26 without having kids.

If you would like to get to know me & see where things could go, don't be shy, we could be awesome friends maybe more~
If you don't try, you'll never know.
We're alive right now &
the potential is vast~

Helpful tip:
Don't take all of the percentages too seriously, because based on the questions & answers that are offered, a lot of ways I would choose to answer or a combo of the answers aren't represented to be used.
Therefore, I find myself sometimes re-answering many of the questions on-here.
We are all so much more than what sentences in these profiles can convey.
What I’m doing with my life
Creating, exploring, learning, working & enjoying life~
I’m really good at
If I was a skillet
you wouldn't need to season me~
Finding humor in the absurd.
Not reproducing.
Going on tangents.
Remembering random experiences & sharing them.
Coming up with new ways to do things.
Getting excited about little things.
Creating sketch-comedy situational-ideas.
Making the most of whatever or wherever I'm around.
Never being "bored"
Self entertaining one-man puppet show~
Moving swiftly through thick crowds with full drinks.
Avoiding crowds.
Body Piercing.
Getting tattooed.
Helping others move.
I seem to have an inventive knack for creating crafty-sexually-interesting-devices from random items, hardware stores.
Noticing the amazingness of nature.
Having a witty puny dirty mind.
Spotting Heartrocks & various other things of interest in nature.
I have been told on several occasions that I have some
enchanting~pheromones~

Handling VERY HOT-Hot Sauces~

Listening~Being Patient~
Receptivity~Relaxing~
Allowing~Understanding~
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my tattoos,
I guess you could say that I have one big tattoo all over me~

Well that would probably be my rugged yet intriguing swagger that is if the tattoos & piercings weren't noticed-lol
It sounded funny in my head as many things seem to~
I never installed the absurd filter thankfully.
I have a great appreciation for noticing & honoring many things that most people don't normally stop to notice or see at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MUSIC:
Ethiopiques 4 is one of my favorite albums. It's instrumental Ethiopian jazz music from the 1940's-50's~

Autechre, Firewater, Leonard Cohen, Lovage, Avail, Built to Spill,
The Flashbulb, Christeene, Plaid, Dead Can Dance, Trentemoller, Tom Waits, Aphex Twin, Amon Tobin, Man Man, Funkstorung, If These Trees Could Talk, Kraftwerk, Puscifer, Queens of the Stone Age, Matmos,
Prefuse 73, The Gaslight Anthem,
Sage Francis, Stereolab, Tipsy, Wisp, Clarence Carter, Defacto, At The Drive-In, The Mars Volta, Darth Vegas, I Monster, INF, Iron Chic, Coltrane, Paint the Sky Red,
One-Speed Bike, Reggie Watts, Prince, The Prids, Peeping Tom, Skalpel, RJD2, Suuns, Walls, Ween,
The CRAMPS, Telefon Tel Aviv, Shpongle, Younger Brother, Eskmo, Johnny Cash, The Forgetters, Blue Sky Black Death, Explosions in the Sky, Jets to Brazil, Jawbreaker, The Forgetters, Modest Mouse, The Knife, Fever Ray, Do Make Say Think, Hangedup, Asylum Street Spankers, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Spoonbill, Gogol Bordello, Crimpshrine, Pinhead Gunpowder, FUGAZI, Rocket from the Crypt, {Extra Action Marching Band}*, CRASH WORSHIP, Social Distortion, Elastica, Squarepusher, Black Keys, RL Burnside, Talking Heads, Sonic Youth, FUGAZI, Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Fifteen, Niko Case, Cat Power, Marilyn Manson, NIN, Saul Williams, People Like Us, ~etc.

BOOKS:
•Said the Shotgun to the Head•
•Sh€•
-both by
Saul Williams~

Ano'Ano
-by Kristin Zambuka

*From Sex to Superconciousness
*Love, Freedom & Aloneness
*Tantra~The Supreme Understanding
*And Now & Here; on death, dying & past lives.
*The Book of Wisdom; Tibetan Buddhism
*Sex Matters
*Autobiography/ Spiritually Incorrect Mystic
-by OSHO

The Long Hard Road Out Of Hell
by Marilyn Manson

SHOWS:
Stranger Things
Ghost Adventures
Key & Peele~
South Park
Squidbillies

First off, I must say that: I prefer films that are based upon true events or documentaries. Most likely because I find myself empathizing at a much higher frequency throughout the entire film.
I said that in order to convey just how thoroughly fucked-up of a situation, that many people have gone through, as is shown in --OPEN WATER-----no thank you*

Safety Not Guaranteed,
True Romance, The Violent Kind, Holy Mountain, Forbidden Zone, Little Otik, The Dreamers,
Enter The Void, After The Dark,
What We Do In The Shadows,
Baraka, Samsara, South,
Down By Law, Romeo Is Bleeding,
Texas Chainsaw Massacre,
Waking Life, Renegade, Limitless, Perfume, The Fall, Four Rooms, California, Eternal Sunshine on a Spotless Mind, What the Bleep Do We Know, Domino,
A Scanner Darkly, Fight Club, Harold & Maude, Instinct, Beetlejuice, Dead Man, Conan the Barbarian,
Holy Grail, The Salton Sea, Tidelands, Shortbus, Borgman,
The Ring, Children of Men, etc.
The six things I could never do without
A Creative Outlet~

Solitude in Nature~

Musically; an Interesting Rhythm or Beat~

Boots/ Shoes~

A warm body & a good sense of humor to share this life with~

The last one can count as two~
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't spend alot of time thinking. To busy being in the now.
But when I do it's really freaking interesting, I will say that.
On a typical Friday night I am
I could be exploring new places for photographing, enjoying a bottle of wine & a backyard bonfire or creating something indoors~
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have taken the most interesting piss that I've ever heard of. If you want to know more just ask.

Beware old story below....not about piss.

An old girlfriend of mine & I, got paid to do a photoshoot at Clive Barker's mansion in the Hollywood Hills. We were naked & painted black completely,every crevice,except my butthole area wasn't black yet which led me to say "LOOK I HAVE A MAN-GYINA" Clive said, "hold-on." He came back with a brush & pink paint, then painted it pink!!! We had a great time, fun photo-shoot. Later, we all ate Thai food together ate their dinner table. We were all laughing practically the entire time we were there, such good vibes just multiply~
You should message me if
If you would like to allow things between us to develop naturally or as close to that besides this internet way of meeting.
If you'd like to do something random
with me.
If you wanna go to a graveyard together or
you wanna go explore some haunted-neat-abandoned-type places with me.
If you wanna share with me some new/old & decaying places to explore & photograph.
That would be awesome.

If you are down to do something spontaneous~& like experiencing new things.
If you wanna collaborate on some
arts & crafts.

If you are feeling shy, intimidated or not used to making the first move.

If you go after what you want & are not scared to make the first move by sending me a message.
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