35Denver, United States
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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
I run a national education company, helping people get into their top choice law schools. I do stand-up comedy at night at all the Denver clubs. Message me for a link to see a video of me performing. I also consult business owners on how to be more successful in business, setting goals, finances, and in life.

Doing all this makes me very busy. So, if I do not get back to you right away, please be patient or message me again. I do not have time to respond always. But if I think we might click, I will probably respond to yours.
I’m really good at
What I do. Been fortunate to start a thriving business from scratch, and to be able to help others with the knowledge I've gained. I have had some success at comedy. Message me to see where I'm performing next. Self promotion as well.
The first things people usually notice about me
My abs? Why would I wear a shirt to dinner?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read over 50 books a year. Mostly non-fiction, popular science. Freakonomics type stuff.

TV: House, 2 1/2 Men, Seinfeld, Kitchen Nightmares, Dateline Murder Mysteries, Shark Tank, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Boston Legal.

Music: Generally listening to music that pumps me up because I am at the gym or preparing to get on stage. The Killers, U2, Jay Z, Black Eyed Peas. And Sarah Mclachlan, for some reason (I think it's kind of an inside joke with myself that other people lifting weights would have to assume that I am listening to anything other than Sarah Mclachlan while I am being spotted on bench).

Movies: Anything with Tom Cruise, obviously. Mostly comedies and bromances. Wedding Crashers, I Love You Man. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Any Ben Stiller movies and older Owen Wilson movies.
Six things I could never do without
1. Dog/family/friends
2. My own business
3. humor
4. intellectual stimulation
5. Creative outlets
6. Challenge
I spend a lot of time thinking about
my German Shep-Chow mix, my vision for the future, the popular science book I am writing, the people in my life, expanding my business to all fifty states.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday happens to be my favorite night of TV - Shark Tank and Dateline Murder. Usually go out after.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once wrote an article that was picked up by every newspaper in the country and caused me to resign from my job. A comedian was born...
You should message me if
You are attractive, ambitious, supportive, independent, outgoing, intellectual, attractive, fit, easy to talk to, good sense of humor, intensely passionate about life and all it has to offer, love learning, and challenging yourself to grow. Or something like that.
The two of us