34Seattle, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I decided that after somewhere in the vicinity of 8 years of having the same stuff written here, it might make sense to update it. I think my original profile was snarkier. *shrug*

I am easy-going, modest, and better than you
What I’m doing with my life
Have been working in nonprofits for some time now, but considering a change and further education.
I’m really good at
drinking coffee
sarcastic comments
wandering around aimlessly or aimed
arguing informally
eating ice cream and cheesecake
being available for random adventures
sleeping in
having people tell me things they haven't told anyone else
amassing useless knowledge about trivial things
offering emotional support
watching movies
wasting time online
making snuff films
The first things people usually notice about me
I've never felt it necessary to ask anyone this question, so I'll have to venture the following guesses:

-that I just said something SO fucking witty
-my obliviousness to people around me or the current state of my hair
-the fact that I might be wearing a different coat than when they saw me earlier
-me stumbling over something
-I guess what I look like
-enormous schlong (I really just wanted to write the word schlong somewhere)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I pretty much consume anything.

Books - I have the tendency to go into the library and randomly pick up things. This doesn't always result in a good book, but can.

Movies - I go through periods of watching a lot of different genres/directors/etc. Names to consider:
De Sica

Music - Anything goes.

Food - Not picky. Good food can come from anywhere. I've always felt Italian was my version of comfort food (can't go wrong with bread/cheese/tomato).
Six things I could never do without
loved ones
gay men (living somewhere with very few can be annoying)
personal freedom
something else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The incredible neatness of things
On a typical Friday night I am
Typical tends to bore me, so I'd rather hear your suggestions for an atypical activity.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't have much of a filter, so you could really just ask me.
You should message me if
Something in my profile sparked your interest. Or you're bored. Or you need to spend money on someone right away.
The two of us