mattdetached
43 Fleet, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
**Travelling in the non-retarded part of Europe right now. If I liked your profile, I'm probably near you and up for a drink or date or something**
Brexiters, jog the fuck on. Don't stop until you're deep, deep beneath the waves.

I am a terrible excuse for a human being, lacking in both hair and dignity.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm self-employed doing various transcription and web content thingies.

I'm studying towards a degree in some
vague and ambiguous rubbish with the Open University.

Making films, writing comedy, going out, coming home again.

Love to travel and potter around cities, enjoying the history and architecture. I also enjoy hiking and skiing.
I’m really good at
Being unintentionally funny, imaginising and making up words.
The first things people usually notice about me
My saintly aura.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The past.
On a typical Friday night I am
It depends really, sometimes at the pub, sometimes staying in watching films, sometimes fighting myself in the gutter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love going to supermarkets when holidaying abroad.
You should message me if
You're out of options, don't want kids and aren't a total nutter.
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