matters32
34 Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
I am an laid back guy who likes to hang out with his mates. I try to find the humour in any situation and that has landed me in trouble more than a few times.

I rent a house with a couple of other guys and probably spend a little too much time watching TV shows from the US. Recently moved to a place with a pool. Awesome.

I have an office job which is rewarding personally even if other people's eyes tend to glaze over when I tell them about it.

I am humourous, easy-going, and perceptive
What I’m doing with my life
Work.... and it is embarrassing that I have little else to put here. Help me.
No seriously, a little help would be great.

Just got back from a month in Europe, it was heaps of fun but no where near long enough.

Started juggling recently and it helps me relax and take my mind off anything stressful. Needs work to be even remotely impressive.
I’m really good at
* Making people laugh, its true, I am hilarious.
* Computer stuff, but that doesn't make me a nerd
* Juggling (well, working on it)
* Paperwork
* Being right
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, it is on my face after all.
The six things I could never do without
* My car (I love my Mazda but I am not a petrol head)
* My morning shower, I am not human without it
* Coke (the drinking type not the nose candy type)
* My phone I suppose
* The weekend
* Comedy television
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Oh so many useless things.

I seem to get stuck in a loop when I am trying to buy things by over thinking it and I end up buying nothing.

OK now substitute buying with pretty much any activity.
On a typical Friday night I am
I go to my Grandparents place for dinner on Fridays but then it is game on. Friends usually come at my place for band practice... which of course means Rock Band on PS3. Sure we rock out like Spinal Tap but it is more about having fun with the volume turned up than anything else.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once danced at Revolver.
You should message me if
there is a traffic engineering emergency;
they are handing out shiny things;
zombies are invading;
I don't have to go to work on Monday;
you need a wheel man;
they bring back green flavoured Oasis; or
you would like to get an ice cream and hang out (everyone likes ice cream)
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