LaptopCrusader
31 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
In our online dating hook up culture, I want to change the notion that chivalry is dead. DATING ISN'T DONE . I want to be the guy that takes you to a nice restaurant and makes you feel like the goddess you are the first time I meet you.

Actions speak louder than words.

And while this nerd may be comfortable making high level technology decisions, it might surprise you to hear that he's also the most romantic in the galaxy.

Cooking is a passion. One of my specialties is sea scallop corn chowder, followed by grandma's recipe for an unforgettable blueberry pie. Just imagine getting served on a cold winter's night, curled up by the fire with a nice glass of red wine.

Classics never go out of style.

Friends describe me as loyal, straightforward, and trustworthy. Doing the right thing is important to me; integrity is everything. I may not be the life of the party, but I never have trouble making things happen.
What I’m doing with my life
When I'm not battling dark forces of the network engineering variety, I'm traveling overseas to places like London or Paris. In 2013, I made it to Thailand, Cambodia, Kenya, and Mexico and I'm planning on somewhere in South America this year, maybe Peru. It's on my bucket-list to visit all seven continents before I die.

Yup. One moment I’m using my Jedi mind-tricks to solve complex technical challenges for my team, and the next I’m flying to Los Cabos or San Francisco for a convention. (Did I mention I love my job?)

Fitness has recently become a huge part of my life. I love to hike and have run in several 5Ks over the past few years. I've been seeing a trainer for more than a year now and I've been enjoying the results and channeling the extra energy.
I’m really good at
Impersonating Jar Jar. He's considered the most annoying character, but I don't see it.

"It’s a longo tale-o, buta small part of it would be mesaaa… clumsy."

It's ok to swoon. I have excellent reflexes.
The first things people usually notice about me
cunning wit
bow hunting skills
computer hacking skills
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books & Authors: Clancy, Grisham, Maggie Nelson, Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, Star Wars, and David McCoullough

Movies: Pitch Perfect, Star Wars, and The Untouchables

TV Shows: The Good Wife, Homeland, Masters of Sex, Dexter, Boardwalk Empire, and anything Aaron Sorkin (walk and talk, anyone?)

Music: The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Kendrick Lamar, David Bowie

Food: Italian, Seafood, and authentic Mexican—but I’ll try almost anything, especially if I’m traveling.
The six things I could never do without
Traveling
Jumper & Thumper (my cats)
Books- I personally own over 2000
Football (I'm a Ravens fanatic)
My grandma's "yucky blueberry pie" (definitely better than it sounds)
Fitness
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My next trip as I plan to conquer the globe.

I went to Kenya and it was so beautiful, but it made me appreciate everything I'm so lucky to have.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm a major foodie, so I love trying out new places to eat and experiencing exotic foods.

You can find me with friends somewhere downtown, sharing some drinks and having a good time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was a primary source in a major political scandal in Washington D.C. a few years ago. I've been trained to say "No Comment", but for a date, I just might be persuaded to let you in on the scandalous secret...strictly off the record, of course.

I may also harbor a secret love for upbeat pop music like Maroon 5, and Taylor Swift...TMI?
You should message me if
You're passionate, adventurous, and looking to explore distant galaxies with a fun-loving guy at your side.

You know what Hogwarts house you'd be in, so that means you READ, and hopefully tune into the news every now and then because I'm very politically-minded.

And you're not shy about eating. At all. This spatula wielding casanova loves to cook.

Looking for a genuine, down to earth guy that knows how to act like a gentleman and treat a lady right.
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