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My self-summary
I'm Matthew. I like to think I'm clever, and it is really working for me. My heart tells me not to end sentences in text messages with periods, but my mind keeps saying "do it, it's good for you..." I am a great friend. I always have my phone so I'm the guy people text when they are bored at midnight. I have resided in Oregon for 23 years. I am 23. I spent 20 of those wondrous years in Ashland, then moved up to Portland to attend PSU. I then graduated with a degree in social sciences. Now I live with Joe and Garrett in goose hollow. To summarize my self summary, I'm the guy the parents and kids love because I'm a gentleman and I listen. I like anyone who isn't obnoxious.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at Markham elementary as a sports and homework contractor. Outside of that, I love playing ultimate, soccer, basketball, football, video games. I like botany and growing plants/trees, sleeping, and making foods for myself to eat. I have 3 created geckos, Augustus, Hera and Athena.
I’m really good at
Making that's what she said jokes. Being hilarious. Growing a beard. Sleeping anytime. Rearranging the dishwasher after my roommates load it because they never maximize the load space. They can't load a dishwasher. I can grow or care for any plant. I have never killed a plant. Well, only the ones that had it coming anyway.

Using negative space for emphasis.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have straight teeth. I'm in shape. I'm white. Blue eyes. Tattoos, 19 total. Your mom. Insecure guys like to call me gay a lot because I am pretty funny with my male friends. I don't care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lord of the rings, tree of life, fight club (but don't talk about it) chronicle, it's kind of a funny story, drive, pulp fiction, reservoir dogs, Goodfellas.

Supernatural, Dexter, breaking bad, the OC, the office, workaholics, band of brothers, suits, lost tapes, futurama, South park, modern marvels, battlestar galactica, how I met your mother.

Snakes! Snakes! Snakes!, El-p, chiddy bang, arcade fire, xx, jonsi, cage, explosions in the sky, bloc party, why?, yeasayer, killer Mike, Interpol, das racist, active child, young girls, brand new, despot, Mr. muthafuckin eXquire, modest mouse, cage, bon iver, Kendrick Lamar. I don't like listening to music I haven't had a chance to listen to alone first
Six things I could never do without
Empathy, trust, rationality, love, relationships and ultimate Frisbee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to pump this shit like they do in the future.

I look around a lot. I am very spatially aware and thus enjoy grandiose scenery, be it urban or wild. I strongly associate memories with physical locations.

I guess Portland has run out of girls because everyone I quick match is from fucking Washington. I like WA, but I don't live there.

How we are pushing our whole planet to it's limits just to fucking see what happens. Great plan, humans.
On a typical Friday night I am
I will be one of four places, maybe even all four if the night allows. Jokes. I allow the night, not vice versa.

Sitting on my balcony watching the Fremont bridge make sunset love to Mt St Helens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The whole design got my mind crying if I'm lying I'm dying, shit
You should message me if
Your self summary does not read like a poorly written, uninformative lump of shitty phrases like "I'm a fun loving whatever but I can also take it easy, shit," cause let's be real, you aren't. You just aren't. If you're interested in saying hello, I might just throw one your way too.
The two of us