35Astoria, United States
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My self-summary
I moved back to New York 7 years ago after being away for ten and now I'm one of those awful people who can't believe people live in other places.

I like to hang out on the couch and watch tv but I also love silly road trips, skiing and hiking, and museums. If it's 75 or above and not raining I'm at the beach.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm an attorney at a nonprofit in Harlem. For the next four years I aim to do something to drive Donald Trump's blood pressure up on at least a monthly basis.
I’m really good at
I almost never set off the metal detector at Family Court.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, obviously my charm, natural grace, and elegance. Obviously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Books are for nerds! Do I look like a nerd? Actually I love books, but unfortunately I also love TV... Plus I have a New Yorker subscription that I can barely keep up with.

TV: Does anyone even read through all these things? I never read other people's lists of movies and TV shows. If you don't like 30 Rock, I don't know what's wrong with you. Seek help.

I recently discovered this bizarre basic cable channel called LAFF which seemingly only runs reruns of sitcoms from the 90s. I am watching a truly insane volume of Roseanne reruns. But not the New Becky episodes. I have my standards.

Movies: If I'm flipping through the channels and Sister Act 2 is on, it is almost guaranteed that I will watch it. I have no idea what kind of weird psychological hold Sister Act 2 has on me.

Music: My favorite kind of music falls into the category "Weird Dudes from the Late 70s": The Cure, David Bowie, Talking Heads. I also like The Killers, Weezer, Johnny Cash, silly pop music.

I'm a vegetarian, so I am contractually required to be obsessed with Indian food. Which I am.
Six things I could never do without
The only thing I could never do without are my sisters. But Elio's frozen pizza and Seamless are certainly integral to my current lifestyle.

My favorite Ben and Jerry's is Milk & Cookies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How anyone could possibly think "the zombie apocalypse" is an interesting or funny or original answer to this question. It's 2017 guys.
On a typical Friday night I am
Could be anywhere, but there is probably beer involved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
You should message me if
You don't take yourself too seriously, because I will definitely tease you about something by our third date. Smart and funny are good too.

Probably if we're at least an 80% match. If we're lower than that I'm pretty sure you are just wrong about a lot of your answers.

I am allergic to IMs. Don't take it personally.
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