33Brooklyn, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I am a native of NY. As such, I have an affinity to being blunt and sarcastic; though I do it in an elegant manner that provides happiness as opposed to asskickings (spiderman would be proud). I'm laid back, love to eat, laugh, and be merry.

If I clicked on your profile, chances are I thought you looked attractive in your mini profile pic or you had food porn. If you are male, you most likely had your sex listed as F and/or had a deceivingly sexy picture up.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a transporter for an entity that moves large amounts of cargo daily. Many people in my city complain about my company all the time because they don't understand the logistics and inner workings. I am currently on the vampire schedule and will randomly have longer than normal days. The vehicle I operate costs well over 6 figures. Ok, that should be enough clues. I think most people should have gotten it by the 2nd one but let me know if I was too vague.

In my free time I like to play basketball, catch up with friends and play with bubble wrap. I will also be traveling alot in the near future. On my list of places to go are Japan, Taiwan, Hong Kong, Cali, Texas, Toronto to start. I'll figure out the rest as I go.
I’m really good at
Air hockey, puzzles, pool, ping pong, handball, blowing smoke rings, untying knots, punching air without breaking wind, being an insomniac, being random and am a pro candy crusher.

I also used to be good at video games but I haven't touched one in a really long time; but if I do, I have a really sick learning curve.
The first things people usually notice about me
My laid back aura of youthful exuberance
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Food: I love to eat and don't have a specific preference. I just go with what i feel like eating or sometimes what is in front of me. I do however draw the line at insects and genitalia(as food). I also have the ability to eat incredibly spicy food and have a mental map of alot of awesome hole in the wall spots

-Music: I mainly listen to R&B/Hip Hop from the 90s, EDM, Rock, Chinese and Korean music but it really depends on mood. I listen to just about everything as long as it hits me right.

-Visual Media: I like to laugh and watch cool people blow stuff up so Die Hard is my favorite xmas movie.
Other than that I'm mostly watching either Basketball or TV shows. Some of my favorites are Sherlock, The Big Bang Theory, House, Breaking Bad, The Wire, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, One Piece, Naruto and Death Note
Six things I could never do without
Fantastic Music
Fiery hot sauce
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I smell what the rock is cooking
On a typical Friday night I am
outside or inside, sometimes both

joking aside, I'm probably at work taking the fun having people home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I pee standing, unless I'm doing #2
You should message me if
You like to try different kinds of foods
You appreciate my brand of humor that I randomly jumbled into my answers above and don't get offended easily

*btw I don't see likes so just message me if you do
The two of us