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My self-summary
Im a euro centric mutt who was born and raised in NJ/NYC.

College in New England, followed by an early mid life crisis in San Diego (German for whales vagina) and now back in NYC for the long run.

I try and look on the lighter side of things. I love being the devils advocate, so be prepared to back up your statements and opinions. I pride myself on dealing with the shit storm that can be day to day life here with a laugh and a sarcastic remark.

Anything else I might say about myself would probably be subjective.

If you want to know something, ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Working too much. Partying too much. Not sleeping enough. Not working out enough.

Overall trying to be happy and content.

Arguing with my trump loving Co workers.
I’m really good at
Getting people to laugh and tell me way to much personal information. Basically lightening the mood.

Photography and art a little.

I don't totally suck at, but wouldn't say I'm "good" at:
Ice hockey

I used to be really good at long distance running, but I've lost a step or two in that department. I'd like to get back into it, but my body has had enough for one life I think. I'll still run a few miles now and again, but no marathons please.
The first things people usually notice about me
Maybe hair or eyes. Normal stuff I guess that we all notice about each other.

(Update) Oh apparently its my huge chin. Great.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm sure we have lots of stuff in common, but I'm more interested in what we don't. I want to be exposed to new things. Make that happen.

Books: Catcher in the rye, You can't win, Devil in the White city
Writer: Frank Rich. So missed right now.
Movie: Fight club
Show: (tie) Breaking bad / Game of Thrones / The Wire
Band: bright eyes
Food: good individual slices of pizza
Six things I could never do without
This is more a list of shit I love. I can do with out a lot, including everything below.

Sex / physical contact / affection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
As little as possible!!!

And when that inevitably doesn't work out;

Human nature.

The past, present and future, and how they have, are and will affect my existence.

Have I fucked up my life, or have I just totally redeemed myself?!?!?!?!?!

How to avoid traffic.

Why did I just say, what I just said?

What's for dinner????

why are kittens so cute?
On a typical Friday night I am
On a typical Friday night I'll be working till 3 or 4 in the morn.

On a non typical Friday night I'll be working till about 11 or 12. Then drinking and eating in my neighborhood.
You should message me if
You think I'm attractive

You can hold up a conversation with a semi total stranger

And you can avoid getting black out drunk while out on a date (I only mention it cause it happened once)
The two of us