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My self-summary
I'm Max.

I'm apathetic generally, but intensely passionate selectively. Always the calmest head in a room, but freaking out when alone. I speak crudely and clearly. I prefer vanilla ice cream to chocolate, but I prefer a good sandwich to both. I'm a nerd, a grognard, and a gamer.

I groan and I grumble about doing what I should, but I always do the right thing in the end. Habit and employment have me typically awake during owl hours. Family and funding keep me in Naples. When I'm angry I don't shout, yell or engage in petty revenge, but I distance myself in order to cool off. When I'm happy I seek others to share in my enthusiasm.

My sense of humor is surrealist or dark as night, typically both. My music tastes are eclectic. My video game tastes are omnivorous (Name a game and I have played it). My film tastes are undecided. My book tastes are sci-fi, fantasy, or philosophy. Anime is an increasing part of my diet lately, though I prefer watching older classics to the new stuff.

I think my worst trait is I'm a lazy butt, I think my best trait is that I'm kind hearted. Also I love animals. Though I don't fawn over them, they enrich my life and I am diligent in caring for them.

I enjoy traveling and experiencing new things. I'm not one for nostalgia, but I find history quite interesting. I've played DnD and climbed roman ruins. I have no vices like alcohol, tobacco or gambling, though ironically it is my job to sell all those things. Then again perhaps the closest thing I have to a vice is being a former MMO addict. I still play them occasionally, but I try not to allow them to consume me as I did in high school.

My politics are pragmatic and principle based and probably opposed to half of yours regardless of whether you feel more "red" or "blue". That being said, I have no issue with disagreement and enjoying discussing such matters.

I grew up in South west Florida and lived here most of my life. After a couple years of living in Cincinnati, I've moved back to help my parents out. Though my parents divorced when I was quite young, I am close to both of them. I'm an only child. I rarely, if ever see my extended family. My personally history is notable in how uneventful it was. I spent carefree days playing video games with my friends for the most part.

I'm looking for someone to be my partner and my best friend. The most important thing to me in a relationship is communication. Beyond that most things are secondary and negotiable. I like kindness, but not doormats. Someone who is comfortable enough to be able to laugh at herself is a big plus. I would prefer someone who shares a few of my interests, but I'm open to new experiences. I'm a casual character, so I'm seeking one as well. I realize these may sound vague, but I'm really quite open to all types. I have no preference when it comes to taller or shorter, younger or older, hair colors or whatever. Though I do have a weak spot for shoulder length hair.

Fuck, I might be just a tad verbose.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on supporting myself, family and friends, losing weight and saving money. Doing good on some, doing less good on others. It's not glamorous or interesting, but it is what it is and it ain't what it ain't.
I’m really good at
Communicating. I used to struggle to be understood and as such it's become important to me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Venture Bros, Black Company, Ghost in the Shell, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, UNKLE, Jet Set Radio Future and sandwiches are all things I fucking love.
Six things I could never do without
Quiet, words, spicy foods, oxygen, sandwiches, that little connector cable that makes it so i can listen to my music in my car because holy shit I would go insane I had to drive in silence or listen to the radio for an hour+.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I think a lot of my time is spent digesting whatever I last read/watched/played or looking forward to what I am doing next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working :/
You should message me if
You can make a mean sandwich, I just really fucking like sandwiches.

Seriously though if you have question, have something in common or think I just seem like an interesting person, by all means throw me a line of text or two.
The two of us