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My self-summary
Newly corporate sellout here.

My hobbies include feigning insight into modernist existential literature, ordering takeout when I can't afford it, and drinking. There's lots of drinking.

Last, and probably least, I'm pretending to write a novel. Sometimes I'm so good at pretending that I actually put words to paper. The nerve.
What I’m doing with my life
Acting like an adult. It's the worst.
I’m really good at
I used to play the cello and study math and shit. And I will beat you in chess. Now it's just boring stuff, like my job.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends entirely on the people and my blood alcohol content.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Six things I could never do without
So dramatic.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Lately, how to find the time and money to do the things I really want to do.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleeping. I'm a sleepaholic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Message me and I'll come up with something good.
You should message me if
You want to talk to me. Or you want to meet me. Obvi.
The two of us