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My self-summary
I'm a geek. I'm a nerd with a sarcastic sense of humor. More of a science nerd than pop culture. I frequently do stupid things and learn from them. I find esoteric things fascinating. I forget things, and then remember them when its about .5 seconds too late. Strange things happen to me and around me, I'm used to that. I sometimes cause those things to happen. I'm lazy, but I work hard. I'm obnoxious when it amuses me. I'm easily amused and easily entertained. I'm not afraid to appear ridiculous, that happens a lot. I type very quickly but badly. I occasionally correct. I love Beer. I believe Beer should always be capitalized.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in internet security for a real job, I work on lighting for theaters on the side to stay sane. Or to give myself just the right amount of real insanity. Hard to tell. I pretty much always have at least one show in the works, usually more like three of them. I'm working towards grad school, sometime in the next 40 years or so. I'm hanging out with friends. I'm finding things to do at work other than actually work. I'm getting as much sleep as I can. I camp and hike for cheap entertainment and keep up a running monologue about the rocks plants and animals.
I’m really good at
Finding the absurdity in every situation, causing absurdity, procrastinating, saying odd things that flit through my brain at random intervals, puzzling people who don't follow my thoughts, coming up with Big, Completely-Impractical Ideas, coming up with Big Practical Ideas, procrastinating about them, focusing lights, matching colors, explaining complicated things to dunces and Network Admins (yes, that's redundant).
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. Its curly. It is long and lustrous. Those guys on romance novel covers wish they had my hair.

My dimple. Left side.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
"Favorite" is such a strong word, I enjoy most music, most movies, most books, although I can never remember song titles or band names. These are examples, not a list of absolute favorites:

A Film: Sneakers

A Book: Hen's Teeth and Horse's Toes

A TV show: The Americans (Replaces Breaking Bad)

I prefer to have my movies at the Alamo, because they go better with Beer. And with potato skins.

I should perhaps add more to this section at some point.
Six things I could never do without
Hot showers.

A hairbrush, I'd have dreads in under a week.

Food, no really.

My friends.

New experiences, I hate ruts.

Produce, must have produce.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Thinking? That's too hard! *giggletwirl*
On a typical Friday night I am
At Mugshots, the Violet Crown Social Club, or wherever my peeps are.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The first CD I ever bought was White Lion/Pride.

The second was Nelson/After the Rain.

I think I still have them.

Oh, and I wear ladies' underwear.

Just kidding, but that would probably be less embarassing than those two CDs.
You should message me if
Anything at all above interested you at all, but that goes without saying. If you're interested in the world around you and like to go and find your own amusements. If you can use words like "muthafucka" and "inchoate" properly in the same sentence. If you have a healthy amount of skepticism about what you're told, but don't believe that the moon landings were faked. Because that's just crazy.

If you didn't answer a question and then completely contradict your answer in the explanation.

You should not message me if: You're always right. You're on a deadline for marriage or family. You're uninterested in the world outside of what you already know. You've forgotten what laughter is. You're batshit insane or otherwise incapable of relating to other humans.
The two of us