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My self-summary
Self-summary eh? Hmmm...
Well, I think that's the first time I've ever used the word 'eh' in a sentence...either written or verbally...
Anyway, I'm not originally from Toronto but, I've been living here since 2008 and I love it...I'm here for the long haul. The only place I'd rather live is New York. God I love that place.
I work in the service industry...not quite how I imagined my life but, you do what you gotta do. I'm one of those cliche actor/comedians after all. What else do you expect of me?
I'll admit a few things here that I generally don't admit to people.


I'm intensely sarcastic and out-going but, in all honesty; when I get home and am alone in my room, all I do is sit on my bed and write. I write everything down. It's the introvert in me. I pretend. Or be but I truly am a dreamer. I write sketch comedy, my thoughts, the random things that pop into my imagination...everything. Well...everything except my Oscar speech. I don't want to be a douche after all.

I'm really close with my Mother. We talk frequently and it actually kind of makes me sad that I live so far from my parents.

I really value photographs.

Every time I watch We Are Marshall I sob like a child.

I like to watch We Are Marshall every few months. Alone. In the dark.

I like other people's birthdays more than my own.

I can't wait to be a father.

I want to write a book.

I honestly think if I ever got to touch an elephant I would cry. Like...ugly cry. It would be messy. I effing LOVE elephants.

I have zero desire to ever go to Las Vegas.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a cliche.
I wish I had my own TV show.
I’m really good at
Drinking wine.
Writing in cursive.
Creative usage of swearing.
Cooking a great meal without the use of any form of recipe.
The first things people usually notice about me
I actually have no idea...shouldn't this be a question other people answer for me?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Portrait of an Addict as a Young Man, The Kids are All Right (nothing to do with the movie), Jacob Two-Two and the Hooded Fang, and pretty much anything Chelsa Handler and David Sedaris have written, Bossypants, and yes- The Hunger Games series.

This one's a hard list...
Wet Hot American Summer, Mean Girls, Date Night, Wanderlust, Zoolander, Born Into Brothels, Baby Mamma, Happy Endings, I Heart Huckabees, Bridesmaids, Big Fish, any X-Men or Harry Potter movie, Inception, Enchanted, Soldier's Girl, anything with Kermit the Frog in it, Angels In America, Bridesmaids, Hamlet 2.

TV Shows:
Band of Brothers, Six Feet Under, Big Love, Weeds, Rescue Me, 30 Rock (!!!!!), Party Down, Game of Thrones, Over There, The Tudors, Brothers and Sisters, SNL, American Horror Story, Damages.

This one is BROAD...
Joshua Radin, Serena Ryder, Paolo Nutini, Chairlift, Frank Ocean, Justin Timberlake, Ray LaMontagne...too many others.

Italian, French, Japanese, Korean, and pretty much anything else as long as I don't have to eat a mushroom. Or a banana.
Six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
1) Wine
2) Sleep
3) My Mum
4) Comedy
5) Blankets
6) My Passport
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life in general.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. But I usually will meet up with friends afterward for a few drinks.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
If I could have any super power, it would be telepathy. I wanna read the SHIT outta all ya'll's minds.
You should message me if
We have something in common? You're interested in some way? You're not insane?
The two of us