30 Utica, United States
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My self-summary
Sorry girls, this is the best (and only) pic I have at the moment... And now this damn thing won't let me upload any more so if you want them let me know (I'm hideous, just a warning). What can I say? I think I'm entertaining, outgoing, and good guy that fully intends to the most out of life. But, how many people on these things say "I'm a boring, lazy creeper whom lives in his moms basement that's not going anywhere in life and likes to beat girls"? That probably wouldn't go over well. I'll add more when I get some time but until then if you have any questions don't be afraid to ask, Initiating the conversation is half the battle....
What I’m doing with my life
Working, getting my RN, drinking to much... which is kind of an oxymoron to the previous aspects of my life...
I’m really good at
Working, getting my RN and drinking to much....
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't lie which tends to work against me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Quite literally anything, but more specifically: Goosebumps and Animorph books, The Notebook and Gia for movies, tunafish and veggie burgers for food, Dora the Explorer and Dawkwing Duck for TV, and sometimes I ride up and down elevators just to hear the music play.
The six things I could never do without
Mushrooms, LSD, cocaine, MDMA, beastiality, and hospitals which help me stay alive and find more of the 5 previous necessities forementioned.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to get one of the first 5 necessities stated....
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find two lesbian midgets with big tits, dressed like barney and Rudolph yelling obscenities at each other while we play out a dominatrix fantasy involving a swing, handcuffs, candles, pliers, and a road cone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really don't hide or lie about anything. I am a sarcastic ass most of the time but I don't consider that lying so if you want me to admit to something just ask.... If I say "dont worry about it" or "do you really want/need to know the answer?" then its probably exactly the answer you're thinking.
You should message me if
If you have a sense of humor... If you believe half the crap I said in the profile essay things we probably don't have a compatible sense of humor.... I would NEVER eat tunafish or watch Gia..... again