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My self-summary
My name is Ren. I'm a cute angry queer nonbinary communist. Ok.

I come with a heaping portion of the crazies, and not in the wacky sort of way, but in the "I'm diagnosed as hell" way. I'm also physically disabled (fibromyalgia is officially the main culprit). I am so appealing~

Take me out on a date. I really like dates. Especially when coffee and cigarettes are involved. Like damn fine black coffee and cherry pie. And a lot of talking.

I'm a lot more shy than you would think I am.

I don't shave my legs or pits or whatever and I'm fat-- and I like myself this way. Just a warning so I don't get any kind of "what the fuck" later on.
What I’m doing with my life
I do tarot readings for money (hmu if you're interested, my prices are reasonable!) Also art, poetry, you know. The type of stuff someone who looks like me would be expected to do, let's be real. I also spend a lot of time doing stick n poke tattoos lately (please no lectures, I do it as safely, clean, and responsible as I can) On top of all that, I spend a lot of time bein a real cute fat disabled jobless layabout. (this means i have no money ever, heads up!) I'm popular on the internet tho. I've also been getting more into leftist activism, as well.
I’m really good at
Rolling around with my dog. Cooking. Making stuff. Being unbearably cute. You know, the usual set of unmarketable talents and skills
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS: I just like reading books tbh

MOVIES: So I had this list of movies and it wasn't exactly complete so let's just go with a few important movies to me: Blade Runner, Submarine, The Little Mermaid, An American Werewolf In London. Also, as far as TV goes, I'm VERY into Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Twin Peaks. I also like some assorted anime, most of all (of course) a Neon Genesis Evangelion.

MUSIC: I like punk rock and stuff. And pretentious indie shit. And hip hop. What's up

FOOD: Food. I like to cook. Don't ask me about cooking unless you're ready to hear me not shut up about it for hours. Whoops!!
Six things I could never do without
- glitter
- my dog
- pizza
- cigarettes
- my dog
- my dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kissing. Stick n poke tattoos. Butts. Communism. Radical (as in not liberal, as in trans women are so important get the fuck outta here with your trans woman exclusionary shit) intersectional feminism. How cool my life is and how cool my dog is and how to make my life even cooler.

(It's not possible to make my dog cooler, if you were wondering, he's pretty much the gold standard)
On a typical Friday night I am
screaming into a pillow and watching twin peaks or buffy the vampire slayer over and over and over on netflix with my chihuahua
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That fedora looks awful on you. That one does too. Yeah, so does that one. Burn them all. Sorry, bud. No, your dumb Guy Fawkes mask doesn't make it better. Actually that makes it worse. I think you should burn that, too.

Looks, honestly, maybe you should just light yourself on fire and be done with it, I don't think there's any saving you.
You should message me if
you wanna message me. don't be shy, go for it. worst thing that can happen is we don't click or something. just don't be a creepo

you wanna hang out with me and my dog and a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes and some pizza and music. let's be really cute and smash capitalism together!!!

i would prefer not getting messages from people that aren't at least a 75% match. okcupid's algorithms seem to be pretty accurate.

you shouldn't message me to ask about my genitals.
what the hell is wrong with you
The two of us