I come with a heaping portion of the crazies, and not in the wacky sort of way, but in the "I'm diagnosed as hell" way. I'm also physically disabled (fibromyalgia is officially the main culprit). I am so appealing~
Take me out on a date. I really like dates. Especially when coffee and cigarettes are involved. Like damn fine black coffee and cherry pie. And a lot of talking.
I'm a lot more shy than you would think I am.
I don't shave my legs or pits or whatever and I'm fat-- and I like myself this way. Just a warning so I don't get any kind of "what the fuck" later on.
MOVIES: So I had this list of movies and it wasn't exactly complete so let's just go with a few important movies to me: Blade Runner, Submarine, The Little Mermaid, An American Werewolf In London. Also, as far as TV goes, I'm VERY into Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Twin Peaks. I also like some assorted anime, most of all (of course) a Neon Genesis Evangelion.
MUSIC: I like punk rock and stuff. And pretentious indie shit. And hip hop. What's up
FOOD: Food. I like to cook. Don't ask me about cooking unless you're ready to hear me not shut up about it for hours. Whoops!!
- my dog
- my dog
- my dog
(It's not possible to make my dog cooler, if you were wondering, he's pretty much the gold standard)
Looks, honestly, maybe you should just light yourself on fire and be done with it, I don't think there's any saving you.
you wanna hang out with me and my dog and a cup of coffee and a pack of cigarettes and some pizza and music. let's be really cute and smash capitalism together!!!
i would prefer not getting messages from people that aren't at least a 75% match. okcupid's algorithms seem to be pretty accurate.
you shouldn't message me to ask about my genitals.
what the hell is wrong with you