Here are some other things I like: Football tailgates, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lee Child novels, a sarcastic/dry sense of humor, Arrested Development (both the TV show and the alternative rap group from the 90's), Cape Cod during the summer (and winter, for that matter), turning the car on during a rainstorm and the very first *whoosh* of the windshield wipers (sidenote: I actually like the rain. On a lazy Sunday morning, there's something really nice about laying in bed, looking out at the cold rain, while doubting some of the life choices I've made...okay back to the list), taking my dog new places, blatant overuse of parentheses, rambling (like right here), and going to new random concerts/stand up comedy shows.
Honestly, I can have a good time doing mostly anything, and on top of that, I think I'm a pretty good guy. If you don't believe me, just listen to what my friend Kyle had to say about me.
"Hi, I'm Kyle. Ted is a terrible person"
Whoaa I should have proofread that first!!!
Movies: I like the same movies most guys my age like: "The Big Lebowski", "Anchorman", "Shawshank Redemption", "Fight Club", "Dirty Dancing", "The Sisterhood of Travelling Pants", etc.
I'm also a big fan of horror movies...
Shows: Always Sunny, Modern Family, Workaholics, South Park, Big Bang Theory (just checking to see if you're actually reading this, God I hate that show), Sons of Anarchy, The Shield, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, and I'm a new Game of Thrones'r.
Music: Anything but country, although I can stomach it at Country Fest (at least for the tailgating portion).
Speaking of concerts, I recently went to see Ray Lamontange live and, wow. When he played "Shelter", I completely broke down. Ray actually stopped playing and came over to console me. It was magical.
Food: Chicken Parm, no seafood other than clam chowder. (Also, no fruit, but specifically NO bananas, and if you're still reading this, which you probably aren't, there's more on that coming up. Read on!)
(Editor's note: obviously it’s not a deal breaker if you like bananas, just know that if you’re eating one, I will probably not be in the room at that time, or at the very least I’ll give you a pejorative look...this is of course assuming I'm using/spelling the word 'pejorative' correctly, and I'm pretty sure I'm not.)
(Yes, I’m aware that I should probably talk to someone about this.)
(Oh and for anyone who stumbled upon my profile by searching for keywords “unnatural” + “creepy” + “bananas”? Welcome! I have no idea what you’re looking for, but we're not here to judge.)
Also, if you're easy going, love to laugh, feel that family is important, and take yourself seriously (but not too seriously), I think we might get along swimmingly.
(Or if you just feel like messaging a stranger, that's cool too)