Some other things I like: Football tailgates, Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Lee Child novels, a sarcastic/dry sense of humor, Arrested Development (both the TV show and the alternative rap group from the 90's), Cape Cod during the summer (and winter, for that matter), turning the car on during a rainstorm and the very first *whoosh* of the windshield wipers, taking my dog new places, blatant overuse of parentheses, rambling (like right here), and going to random concerts/stand up comedy shows.
Honestly, I can have a good time doing mostly anything, and on top of that, I think I'm a pretty good guy. If you don't believe me, just listen to what my old roommate Kyle had to say about me.
"Hi, I'm Kyle. Ted is a terrible person"
-Kyle, my old roommate.
Whoaa I should have proofread that first!!!
Movies: I like the same movies most guys my age like: "The Big Lebowski", "Anchorman", "Shawshank Redemption", "Fight Club", "Dirty Dancing", "Pretty in Pink", etc.
I'm also a big fan of horror movies, but I know most girls aren't, so I'm fine watching those by myself.
Shows: Modern Family, Workaholics, South Park, Big Bang Theory (just checking to see if you're actually reading this, God I hate that show), Sons of Anarchy, The Shield, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul.
Music: Anything but country, although admittedly I CAN stomach it. Strangely enough, I find myself at an unusually high number of country concerts. They're fun, I'll give you girls that. I probably also listen to more 90's rap than any normal person should.
(Editor's note: obviously it’s not a deal breaker if you like bananas, just know that if you’re eating one, I will probably not be in the room at that time, or at the very least I’ll give you a pejorative look...this is of course assuming I'm using the word 'pejorative' correctly, and I'm pretty sure I'm not.)
(And yes, I’m aware that I should probably talk to someone about this.)
(Oh and for anyone who stumbled upon my profile by searching for keywords “unnatural” + “creepy” + “bananas”, welcome! I have no idea what you’re looking for, but we're not here to judge.)
Also, if you're easy going, love to laugh, feel that family is important, and take yourself seriously (but not too seriously), I think we might get along swimmingly.
(Or if you just feel like e-mailing a stranger, that's cool too)