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My self-summary
Found to be more likely to crack a your mom joke then then wall you're standing next too by five standard deviations. Which in science means it's totally true, probably.

I ran around the world once.

Also, I can cook. Not just grill / burn meat, but in fact cook things which can be eaten by humans.
What I’m doing with my life
The same thing I do with every life. Try to take over the world!

Outside of the 9-5 Engineering Job? Well if I told you then what would I talk about?
I’m really good at
Finding new ways to extract more coffee with less water.
Not talking about work / fight club.

Keeping constant vigilance against the worm threat. Similar to the terrorist threat, but subtly different.
The first things people usually notice about me
My dashing good looks of course!

"Hey are you wearing a woot shirt?" Why yes I am. Seriously, $10 for a shirt. Cuz... I only got 20 dollars in my pocket.

Although, someday I want to answer this question with, "The tiger"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I do enjoy a good Terry Pratchett any day of the week. There where only three star wars movies, I cant seem to figure out why people keep saying there are six. Maybe they have problems counting.

I also love math and physics because well, I am engineer and if I didn't I'd have removed my own head with a blunt object.

Music is completely across the board. I like Atmosphere to Daft Punk with a healthy mix of Dub Step. Sub Focus FTW.
Six things I could never do without
1) Fine Coffee
2) Internet
3) More Coffee
4) Well stocked workbench
5) Bourbon
6) Almost Daily Showers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not making horrible puns.

What it means to be statistically relevant.

Math, lots of math.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probing the depths of that which should not be probed. Scientifically speaking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In HATE folding laundry with the fury of a thousand suns. Something about it drives me up the wall. I can vacuum, wash dishes, and even move laundry around but I can't fold it.
You should message me if
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