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My self-summary
Found to be more likely to crack a your mom joke then then wall you're standing next too by five standard deviations. Which in science means it's totally true, probably.

I ran around the world once.
Ended up being irradiated during that trip so I expect any future children will be attending some weird academy headed by a hairless head. That or cancer.

Also, I can cook. Not just grill / burn meat, but in fact cook things which can be eaten by humans.

I'll be straight with you here, if you don't like math and/or debating for the sweet debating feeling we are not going to get along. However, if you like both then you bring the matches and I'll get the gas and we can light a house afire.
What I’m doing with my life
The same thing I do with every life. Try to take over the world!

Outside of the 9-5 Engineering Job? Well if I told you then what would I talk about?
I’m really good at
Finding new ways to extract more coffee with less water.
Not talking about work / fight club. Don't ask.
Computers, like really good at computering. It's kinda m'thing.

Abusing grammar, comma splices, and run on sentences. The grammar of the semicolon is a an enigma, one that I will one day figure out how to use improperly; grammar subtlety abused is the best grammar.
The first things people usually notice about me
I want to answer this question with, "The tiger". However since one can't own let alone walk around with one in this sad excuse we call a country I'll have to settle with the woot shirt. Seriously 10 bucks for a shirt and so far they last a few years. I don't fashion.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I do enjoy a good Terry Pratchett any day of the week. There where only three star wars movies, I cant seem to figure out why people keep saying there are seven or eight, I loose count. Maybe they have problems counting. Like me... Look I'm good with numbers that you have to use letters for. None of that plebeian 12345 business.

I also love math and physics because well, I am engineer and if I didn't I'd have removed my own head with a blunt object.

Music is completely across the board with the total and complete lack of modern country.
Six things I could never do without
1) Fine Coffee
2) Internet
3) More Coffee
4) Well stocked workbench
5) Water it has so many uses.
6) Almost Daily Showers
7) Math
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Not making horrible puns.

What it means to be statistically relevant.

Math, lots of math.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probing the depths of that which should not be probed. Scientifically speaking. No seriously, it turns out with enough voltage and high vacuum you can create dangerous radiation in your own home with things found in the kitchen! Well maybe not most people's kitchen but you can find them in mine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In HATE folding laundry with the fury of a thousand suns. Something about it drives me up the wall. I can vacuum, wash dishes, and even move laundry around but I can't fold it.
You should message me if
Seriously, you've made it this far. You're invested in this now and it would be a waste to just move along. Embrace the fallacy!

That or you see a spelling error / non intentional grabber abuse in my profile and feel like being a gender non specific bro by letting me know. I'd do it for others if I had any ability to spell or grammar good.
The two of us