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My self-summary
My name is Michael. Most people call me Mike. Just don't call me Mikey because I hate it. I'm whatever age it says above (so I don't have to change it every year, haha), I am straight (with a little kink every now and then, interpret that however you will), and I'm currently seeing someone. She's Destiny1147 on here. OK, that's what it says up there. ^^^. You want more than just that, don't you? Alrighty-then, let's get down to it. \/\/\/. Haha, get it?

As you can see, I don't really take life too seriously. I like to joke around a lot and I tend to be pretty optimistic about life in general. I'm also a little weird. No, scratch that. I'm a lot weird. You ever hear that inspirational bit that says "dance like nobody's watching"? Well, that's what I do. All the time. Except people ARE watching. So what, I'm having fun and you should too. You only live once (unless you're James Bond; then You Only Live Twice). Oh sorry about that;where was I? Oh yes...

Now that I've found love on here, I should probably delete my profile, right? Nope. I'm leaving it up to find new friends. Not that my friends aren't great people. I'm a social person and I enjoy hearing people tell stories about stuff that they did or stuff that happened to them. I personally believe that our experiences in life shape who we become.
What I’m doing with my life
I got my elementary teaching certification in February 2012. I'm currently looking for a teaching job (or something in a related field; I have applied for some social work jobs too)at the moment and I'm willing to go all over the state to find one. Until I do, I work at McDonald's where I usually talk to people through the loudspeaker and apparently sound like a game show host.

I'm trying to find some new hobbies because video games are starting to bore me a little bit. The one I'm eager to try is hiking. I just need to get some boots for it and I'll be set. But if you have any ideas, suggest me some. Perhaps we can do some of this stuff together too. Whaddya say?
I’m really good at
making people laugh, video games, dancing, writing, driving a car, operating the computer, being patient, making drinks with a blender, and random trivia games.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm either very shy or very quiet. Once you get to know me and I you, that will change. Guaranteed.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: "Le Petit Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupery, "The Art of Living" by Epictetus, "It" by Stephen King, "The Stand" by Stephen King, "The Time Traveler's Wife" by Audrey Niffenger, "Harry Potter" series by J.K. Rowling (in this order: Deathly Hallows, Goblet of Fire, Order of the Phoenix, Half-Blood Prince, Prisoner of Azkaban, Chamber of Secrets, and Sorcerer's Stone) "The Death of WCW" by R.D Reynolds, "Tietam Brown" by Mick Foley, and encyclopedias in general.

Movies: The Silence of the Lambs, All 3 Porky's movies, Little Monsters, Battle Royale, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Monkeybone, Hot Fuzz, A Night at the Roxbury, Super Mario Bros., Fight Club.

TV Shows: WWE Monday Night Raw, The Big Bang Theory, World's Wildest Police Videos, Unsolved Mysteries, Mythbusters, Impractical Jokers, all those trashy dating shows from VH1.

Music: Daft Punk, iiO, R.E.M., Savage Garden, Nickelback, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, Kylie Minogue, Green Day, Eiffel 65, and several dance/techno musicians that only had, like, one hit.

Food: Fast. I know it's not good, but I can't get enough of McDonald's and Burger King. When I don't get fast food, I tend to make a lot of food that has some kind of meat in it. I'm the opposite of a vegetarian; a meat-a-tarian if you will. I'm always trying weird stuff too since my apartment has a kitchen and I live alone; you ever have chicken coated in Ritz crackers? Ritzy Chicken I call that. I had a bad experience with a salad when I was 15, but I'm willing to get back on the salad-eating horse.
Six things I could never do without
My girlfriend, humor, music, Internet, books, and my glasses.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
ideas for stories. I like to write stories where there is a twist in it somewhere: kind of like O. Henry and not M. Night Shyamalan.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably relaxing at home after a long day of selling french fries and french fry accessories by watching a movie and drinking something I made with my blender. I experiment with my drink making and I'd like to some day compile my drink recipes into some kind of book. Right now it's a mental notebook of 'fixes' and 'stuff to try next's.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My sense of humor tends to be a little random. It's mostly based on puns so fair warning.
You should message me if
Like girls, you just want to have fun.

You can also message me and tell me how lucky you think Destiny1147 is that she got someone like me. Mind that I'll probably share what you say. She is my girlfriend after all.
The two of us