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My self-summary
often imitated, never duplicated

i'm mike
What I’m doing with my life
One day at a time, slowly figuring it out.
I’m really good at
Memorizing things, in particular movie quotes and music. Both are quite useful in the never ending "name that movie or song" game. But I'm also quite often on the tip of my tongue, and I'm not afraid to use my Google machine to ease the impending anxiety.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Tattoos if I'm rockin a manktop - a men's tank top for those unfamiliar with the fashion trend.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Baseball, Yankees, Orioles, Pitchers & Catchers, Football, Steelers, LSU, Terps, College Basketball, Blackhawks, Playoffs

Mexicano, Chinese, Pizza, Cheesesteaks, Indian

Pain & Gain, Transformers, Spun, Requiem for a Dream, Dumb & Dumber, Dark Knight Rises, Anchorman, Step Brothers, How to Train Your Dragon, pretty much all the Marvel superhero movies

Mr. Robot, The League, Archer, It's Always Sunny, Workaholics, Broad City, Community, Kroll Show, True Blood, Breaking Bad, South Park, House of Cards, Veep, Real World, The Challenge, Seinfeld, American Dad

Mayday Parade, New Found Glory, Against Me!, Eminem, Pierce the Veil, All Time Low, Bring Me The Horizon, Weezy, Wallpaper., Breathe Carolina, 3OH!3, Skrillex, Luke Bryan, FGL, AFI, The Maine, Marianas Trench, All American Rejects, The Summer Set, The Ready Set, The Used, Yellowcard, Good Charlotte, Go Radio, The Menzingers, Social Distortion, Taking Back Sunday, Dashboard Confessional, Cartel
The six things I could never do without
1. Baseball
2. Spotify
3. My phone
4. Dots the candy
5. Tattoo ink/guns/artists
6. Vans slip-ons
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My family, potential free agency, the masterpiece my tattoo sleeves will one day be, what it'd be like to train for world's strongest man, getting a MetRx sponsorship to train for said event, warm weather, concerts coming to town or just in the general geographic area so I can see every band I want and maybe get a road trip or two out of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
50/50 out drinking and having fun or at home watching Netflix until I pass out, which is just as fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Monsters Inc makes this grown man cry every time.
You should message me if
if you like to (pizza) party 🍕🍺