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My self-summary
I hold open doors and give up my seat on the subway to old ladies. Sarcasm doesn't always translate well online, but trust me, you'd smile if we were talking in person. I love dogs and am willing to walk yours. I like to elevate small talk to medium talk pretty quickly. I'm a politically incorrect, say what you mean/mean what you say, work to live, less is more, laid back type of guy.
What I’m doing with my life
lawyering, pondering
I’m really good at
filling out online dating questionnaires, obviously
The first things people usually notice about me
my wit and unique blend of offensive humor with just the right touch of charm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV: Curb Your Enthusiasm, Breaking Bad, Always Sunny, House of Cards, Orange Is The New Black, and anything on CNN (news junkie) or ESPN (sports junkie with an emphasis on the Giants and Yankees).
Music: Country, classic rock, 90s-early 2000s jams, white panda.
Food: I'm a relatively picky eater but have mastered the skill of finding something on the menu at almost any genre of restaurant.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Moving to a tropical island
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ask a specific question and you shall receive the answer
You should message me if
You laugh at inappropriate moments;
You often find yourself wikipediaing random things;
You're skilled in the art of bantering; and/or
You appreciate a good byob restaurant
The two of us