Also, my guilty pleasure is reading and I will sit all day and read if the book is so good that I can't put it down. The house and yard work can wait, right? I'm not lazy, I just have my priorities!
You aren't married or "mostly monogamous"!!!
You live within two hours of Tallahassee.
You aren't a hunter and are not obsessed with fishing.
You are seriously ready for a committed relationship.