I put potato chips on my sandwich and pineapple on my pizza.
I was the tamale guy for Halloween once.
I like beer, whiskey, gin, and tequila.
I, too, have a teardrop tattoo on my face for every man I've killed.
I pretty much always want to play cribbage.
I want all of the Cheez-Its.
Sometimes, in my dreams, my teeth fall out.
I always stand to the right on the escalator.
I don't love cats...Oh god. I just lost like half of you, didn't I?
I write ads by day. Write and perform comedy by night. I like to think that I'm funny. Hopefully you are too.
I mime flipping tables a lot.
I'm also reading Harry Potter for the first time ever without seeing the movies either. It's a magical journey.
Movies: Harvey, The Fall, Brick, Everything Is Illuminated, Tommy Boy, The Room (I even invented a drinking game for it), Super Troopers, Donnie Darko, Mean Girls, Monsters, Inc.
Shows: Broad City, It's Always Sunny, Breaking Bad, The Wire, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Happy Endings, Mad Men, Cheers, Roseanne, Arrested Development, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Freaks & Geeks, Salute Your Shorts, Fargo, Black Mirror, Bojack Horseman, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Halt and Catch Fire, The Americans, Saved By The Bell, Bob's Burgers.
Music: Anything 90s (especially hip hop), Childish Gambino, Girl Talk, Vitamin String Quartet, Lake Street Dive, Dead Man's Bones, The New Pornoraphers, Rilo Kiley, The Decemberists, She & Him, Neko Case, Tuneyards, Pearl and the Beard, Beyonce, Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats, Leon Bridges, Nick Waterhouse.
Food: Yes, please.
My family (barf)
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