I should probably say that while I'm a pretty playful person, I'm also quite serious about what I do. I'm happiest when I am busy. That said, unstructured time is so, so valuable.
Chill is boring. Chill is apathy.
... you totally dig learning new stuff.
... you value compassion and communication over inflammatory rhetoric.
...you have a dog and will let me hang out with it.
Any couple who sends a request for me to be their "third", please keep moving. It's a terrain rigged with booby traps and we all know it.
Seriously, don't message me. Even just to discuss the issue or argue your case. Just. Move. On.