With that, I'm going to guess you've never seen a girl admit to being high maintenance...then you meet them and just think "Holy shit...I did not sign up for this!" Here is your warning now. I am high maintenance. Extremely so. If I am not constantly stimulated mentally and physically I become a problem child. That being said, most girls are high maintenance in the act of needing things, like money, or attention. I don't accept gifts of any kind, I just get over-enthusiastic about stuff and may just devolve to having the attention span and general sphere of concern comparable to that of a puppy. If you do not have the patience for someone who will, when given sugar, turns into a 5 year old...I haven't changed since I was 4 and I won't change to be a more respectable human.
Dropping movie quotes, catching "that's what she said" moments. Hopefully, making people happy. Drinking beer, talking about sports and cars. I'm good at guitar too! (read: I'm good at lying about things I wish I was good at!) My dad and I restore old cars.
Movies: Zombieland, Serenity, The Boondock Saints, Top Gun, Space Jam, Jurrasic Park, Garden State, The Guardian
Shows: LOST, Game of Thrones, Blue Mountain State, Phinneas and Ferb, A lot of sports/cartoons
Music: Blink 182, 30 Seconds to Mars, Jake Owen, Bowling For Soup, Theory of a Deadman...uh...basically...anything? I write anything a lot.
Food: Anything. I'm a garbage disposal.
I want to exploit this space for shock value, but I'll be nice.
ETA: I fantasize about ferraris when I have sex.