26Winchester, United States
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My self-summary
-I am a bearded, liberal, tree hugging bastard :-)
-My dog Buster (who is an American Dingo) is my bffl. His biggest flaw is that he is almost TOO friendly (he sucks as a guard dog, but if that is my biggest complaint I think I'm quite a lucky guy).
-I drink a lot of espresso. I need to just get an intravenous drip.
-I love to cook and until I moved here I was a master mixology at a high end whiskey bar (basically, I dig on flavor)
-I watch Netflix more than I would like to admit.
-Fortunately, and unfortunately, I am one of those people that is always reading about/trying to learn something new. Most of it is useless.
-Books are good. Like...really good.
-My sense of humor has been described as dark, sarcastic, a bit morbid, and generally quirky.
What I’m doing with my life
About to go back to school to finish my bachelors in nursing (but getting my Phlebotomy certification along the way), spending way too much time on self indulgent entertainment, being a dingo dad, and trying to figure out where I fit in Winchester.
I’m really good at
Cooking, Cocktails, Dog Whispering, Being Charmingly Offensive, Watching Netflix, Remembering the oddest of random facts that have no practical uses.
The first things people usually notice about me
Beard, laugh, charm, sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Shovels & Rope, Houndmouth, Cold Specks, The White Stripes, The Mountain Goats, Edith Piaf, Doomtree, The Animals, Gogol Bordello, Death Cab, Neutral Milk Hotel, The Decemberists, Bright Eyes, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Defiance Ohio, Ghost Mice, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Muddy Waters, Miles Davis, Louis Armstrong, Joe Cocker, The Grateful Dead, The Doors, The Animals, Cab Calaway, Pink Floyd, Fleetwood Mac, Bob Dylan, Fleet Foxes, Nick Drake, Tallest Man On Earth, Vampire Weekend, Atmosphere, Andrew Bird, Modest Mouse, Immortal Technique, People Under the Stairs, Rage Against the Machine, Hootie & the Blowfish, Iron & Wine, Elliott Smith, Portugal the Man.

Fear & Loathing, Somm, American Beauty, Good Will Hunting, Hey Bartender!, Groundhog Day, Mansome, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, Love Actually, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Spaceballs, Boyhood, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Chinatown, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Departed, Django Unchained, There Will Be Blood, Food Inc., Garden State, There Will Be Blood, Pulp Fiction, Lethal Weapon Series, Die Hard Series, Sideways, The Graduate, Animal House, Taxi Driver, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Thank You For Smoking, Punch-Drunk Love, Adaptation., The Constant Gardener, etc.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, 6 Feet Under, True Detective, Mind of A Chef, Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown, The Layover, No Reservations, Californication, The Blacklist, Law & Order (any of them), The Daily Show, Good Eats, The Nightly Show, Fringe, Backstrom, Archer, Top Gear (UK & USA), South Park, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Modern Family, Seinfeld, It's Always Sunny, Freaks & Geeks, Drunk History, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold!, SNL, Parks & Rec, Chicago PD

I will try anything once, and probably like it.
Six things I could never do without
1) My Dingo (I really do have a dingo)
2) IPAs
3) Dark Roast Coffee
4) Music
5) A Kitchen
6) A Sense of Humor
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Flavor, how much I am over thinking something, from where is the source of my next meal and/or drink going to be, why my dog is looking at me that way, how jokingly irreverent can I be about something before I cross someones line, why I have to do certain things the way society tells me to, and the most common thought: where in the hell did that idea come from?
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, then finding a bar with some friends that is still open BUT halfway decent --or-- watching Netflix...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I always feel super awkward, and lose all sense of intuition, when I am preparing to kiss someone for the first time.
You should message me if
-Dry humor and beards are your thing.
-You are interested in getting to know me more.
-You understand that I am always some degree of loveably awkward. Sometimes I am able to throw a filter on it, other times I am a babbling bucket of goo who can't speak fast enough to keep up with his thoughts...not a gross bucket of goo, but an adorable one in its own awkward way.
-You can drink whiskey and hoppy beer.
-You can balance intelligence with being down to earth.
-You are progressive but not polarized (beyond general disgust for specific...lets say..."right wing" ideologies.
-You can say you, at least, try to be a genuinely nice and decent person.
-You want to play with my dingo.
The two of us