memphadon
27 Los Angeles, United States
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My self-summary
I am basically the most badass, hardcore motherfucker you will ever meet. I have a job helping recovering drug addicts and I don't give a single fuck. I like kittens and puppies and I'll fight the cops. I'm so edgy I like comics and yelling at my mom. I'm a cruel, cold asshole who will read you a bedtime story and tuck you into bed, then kiss you goodnight and wish you sweet dreams. Yeah, I like to read--I also like robbing liquor stores and causing mayhem, because I feel like it. Hail Satan, let's conjure some Wiccan sex-magic and preform some human sacrifice. Or we could just get some coffee or something... Whatevs.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a job helping drug addicts in treatment. Not because I like helping people or anything though, I'm obviously in it for the money, cuz I make mad cash doing this. MAaad cash. Pfft.

I enjoy it.

Also hiking, playing a game of pool here and there, living my rock and roll lifestyle, and being one bad ass mofo.
I’m really good at
I'm actually a pretty damn good cook. Also fighting, and charming my way into every girl's pants. I'll play you girl, like I've played all the others.

Definitely not sarcasm
The first things people usually notice about me
I squint my left eye when I smile. I don't know why, but I do. people always think I'm winking at them, ha.

My massive muscles and my intimidating demeanor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love history and mythology. I'm a bit of a geek for it. Fiction I like is generally sci-fi/fantasy. I also like a few comics here and there.

I still watch cartoons. I also LOVE Star Trek. I don't watch a lot of TV but my 3 top channels are CNBC, Boomerang, and the History Channel. Ok, Maybe an anime or two, too.

As for movies, I mostly like really cheesy, ridiculous, gorey
action movies, horror movies, zombie movies, and kung fu movies. Those are my favorites, but I can enjoy any movie as long as its good. Good romances, good comedies, anything, as long as its good. Some of my favorites are:Conan the Barbarian, Starship Troopers, Natural Born Killers, The Vikings (the 50's movie), Earth vs the Flying Saucers, Curse of the Demon, Dr. Strangelove, Failsafe, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Twin Warriors/Thai Chi Master.

My music tastes are all over the map. Metal (of many sorts), Punk, Reggae, Rocksteady, Ska, Goth/deathrock, rockabilly, and some folk music. Old piano Jazz for when I really want to relax. I have a pretty unappealing music taste, I know.
The six things I could never do without
Switchblades
knuckle-dusters
Kittens
puppies
rock and roll
Bumblebees
I spend a lot of time thinking about
History, alternate histories, The future, alternate futures.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out doing damage and wreaking havoc. Fights and dangerous situations abound, but don't worry baby, stay close and I'll keep you safe.

Most Fridays, I'll go to a friend's house to hang out and watch movies or go hiking or something, but sometimes I'll go to a rock show if there are good bands, a club/rave if there is a good DJ, or maybe hit up a goth club for some industrial music. If there is ever a night where classic goth or death rock is being played, I'll definitely be there. I usually don't like all the craziness of "nightlife" though--if I can just hang out with some friends doing whatever, I'd much prefer that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a thoroughly uninteresting guy. Also a friend of Bill's.
You should message me if
Geeks, creeps, and freaks welcome and encouraged
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