In general: seeing old and making new friends, feminist activism, boxing at least five times a week (my therapy), dancing, trying to explore the city more, trying to eat more fruit, YouTubing pandas, puppies and goats, bemoaning my inability to wear matching socks. I love, love, love to cook and eat but don't have nearly as much time as I'd like for the former. I love burritos more than you love your mom.
Also, I look much younger than my age. This will come in handy when I'm 40.
* I am terribly disappointed when a guy's favorite authors list on OKCupid is a list of a bunch of dudes. I find that I am terribly disappointed quite frequently.
Movies: "Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!"
"You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be gray, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life."
TV: The Twilight Zone is the greatest television show of all time (glad we go that out of the way). Now that the X-Files is on Hulu I may never leave my apartment. Also: Broad City, House, Parenthood, Daily Show, John Oliver, Full Frontal With Samantha Bee, Happy Endings, The Mindy Project, SVU, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Freaks and Geeks, Buffy, Chris Hayes, Blackish, so many others
Food: Everything, and the spicier the better. In particular burritos, burritos, burritos, Indian (Mama's home cookin', y'all) and more burritos. And cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.
Music: Top 40 bullshit, Black Keys, Das Racist, Cream, Vetiver, Taj Mahal, SALT N' MUTHERFUCKIN' PEPA
How this profile got so long.
I'm afraid of revolving doors.
This one time, an elephant sneezed on me.
You want to! You enjoy long conversations and debates over food and/or wine. You don't mistake opinionated women for "bitches." And you won't make fun of me for my terrible jokes or get too embarrassed when I bust out into the Carlton dance at the grocery store. You're not a borough snob (or any kind of snob, for that matter).
No Republicans or Men's Rights Activists. K thanks.
Please don't be one of these guys: http://jezebel.com/5696882/horrible-online-dating-stories-to-keep-you-single?skyline=true&s=i
Or this guy: http://annalsofonlinedating.tumblr.com/post/4398696015/no-idea-why-this-guy-is-single