32New Brunswick, United States
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My self-summary
i should put more effort into this.

supposedly i'm ENTP/INTP.

somehow i need to make this not boring. i also want to avoid sounding like a tool. also should not sound like a downer dave or negative nelson. i like alliteration. or more like, i affirmatively adore alliteration, absolutely. absitively posolutely.

i don't think it's working.
What I’m doing with my life
i'm a professional.

i did actually graduate from space camp in alabama more than ten years ago. i was the CAPCOM for our team. our hypothetical space shuttle crashed.
I’m really good at
spouting generic platitudes and idioms
The first things people usually notice about me
i like to wear hats.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(twenty odd years ago)
redwall, teenage mutant ninja turtles, teenage mutant ninja turtles, michael jackson, pizza/fried rice
Six things I could never do without
music, coffee, hm, hmm, hmmm, hmmmm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to not antagonize people.

in some ways, this all seems highly analogous to a job search.
On a typical Friday night I am
sometimes drinking, hopefully not working, occasionally watching a long-neglected netflix dvd, optimally going to the gym, wishfully doing something exciting
You should message me if
i guess i'm supposed to message you.
The two of us