32Minneapolis, United States
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My self-summary
I would like to hire a publicist. I appreciate a good confidant that knows what's best for me and what's best for my public-facing image. I need a good facilitator.

I like to be comfortable, but sometimes I really appreciate moments of extreme discomfort.

I prefer rooms with very high ceilings and walls that aren't parallel. also rooms and tents within rooms.

I don't think having a house in which one can travel to any given room without touching the ground is an unreasonable pipe-dream. I seriously feel let down that hours upon hours of practice honing monkey bar skills at recess have proved somewhat irrelevant in day to day situations.

I wish sleep was unnecessary but don't always like to get up.

I frequently worry about sounding like an asshole whenever I talk about myself. I actively try to reduce the amount of times I say the word "I" while speaking.
What I’m doing with my life
LED lighting
making noises
assembling virtual environments
programming computers
messing with MIDI controllers
pouring silicone
making wearable devices with embedded sensors and tiny vibrating motors just because
I’m really good at
fixing things, many times things that aren't necessarily broken; finding myself in awesome situations with awesome people; cooking ramen; silent ball; staring contests; eddie vedder impersonations
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm looking at them and not saying anything
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Steely Dan
Cheap Complex Devices
Phil Collins
Isao Tomita
Blade Runner
The Blade Runner soundtrack discs 1 and 2
Tears for Fears
Six things I could never do without
great food and drink
I spend a lot of time thinking about
LEDs, Phil Collins' face, lenses and first-surface mirrors
On a typical Friday night I am
attending a friend's art performance
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
the first time I had a hemorrhoid I thought it was a tumor
You should message me if
[you have access to a float tank or isolation chamber] | [you have a simple, elegant virtual environment or sex toy in mind that you would like realized] | [you have a plan] | [you would like to confide in someone] | [you're a trickster] | [you want someone to split a sushi boat with]

You are a skilled machinist and / or glass blower
Extensive knowledge of topology a plus.
The two of us