I'm also an ordained minister and a Scottish Lord (seriously) but I don't believe in god and I've never been to Scotland.
others even laugh with me
- cooking bacon
- music trivia
- being completely inappropriate at inopportune moments
-rooting against the home team
Movies: Inception might be the best movie I have ever seen, LA Confidential, Usual Suspects, Fight Club, Dark Knight trilogy, Blood Diamond, Gangs of New York, anything Tarantino, Dumb and Dumber, Goodfellas, The Brothers Solomon, Sin City, Carlito's Way, Scent of a Woman, Airplane and The Departed was amazing. Actually, just about everything DiCaprio has been in for the past few years has been really great. Basically, it either has to make me laugh or it has to make me think. Same with T.V. shows.
T.V. Shows: Arrested Development and Breaking Bad reruns, South Park, 30 Rock, Archer, The Office, Wilfred, Better Off Ted, Dog Bites Man, The Colbert Report, Tosh.0, Justified, Seinfeld, Jon Benjamin Has a Van, An Idiot Abroad, Science Channel. Basically anything that will teach me something or make me laugh. Most t.v. will just make you stupid so I don't waste much time with it.
Food: I'm a picky eater. Don't really dig vegetables. Love bacon. And deep fried stuff. And deep fried stuff wrapped in bacon, pizza, steak...all the regular stuff. I only eat because I have to. It's not really a hobby of mine.
Favorite books: "The Count of Monte Cristo" (I just got a 140 year old copy that I'm trying to get restored), "1984", anything by Chuck Palanhiuk (especially "Haunted"), A People's History of the United States (this book will infuriate you...in a good way), "Lamb" by Christopher Moore, "The River of Doubt" is the best story I've ever read, and it's completely true, Christopher Hitchens, Richard Dawkins, the entire collection of Calvin & Hobbes, "A Brief History of Time" by Stephen Hawking, "The Dirt" (I can't stand Motley Crue, but the book is great), "Hammer of the Gods: The Led Zeppelin Saga," "The Origin of Species," by Charles Darwin and random biographies about historical figures such as Teddy Roosevelt (my favorite historical figure), Julius Caesar, Jonas Salk, Charles Darwin, etc.
- the possibility of seeing Rome
- my family and friends
- new things to learn
- animals (they're just so much better than people)
-The speed of light, time travel, string theory, alternate universes and black holes
-Learning how to Tango (ever since I saw Pacino do it in "Scent of a Woman)
-My next concert
- A greyhound that I once fell in love with at the animal shelter in Boulder, CO. Beautiful dog that I couldn't take at the time. I hope she found a family who deserved her
- You're looking for somebody to make the drive with you to Buffalo for the Guns n' Roses concert this summer
- You're not so intellectually devoid that you actually believe any of "president" Trump's bullshit