32Bensalem, United States
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My self-summary
So yeah, I'm John, I've been on here for what seems like forever to no avail. It's cool. I speak in the native tongue of sarcasm and apparently most women don't understand that language or simply dislike it. Anyways I'm not about the party life, I don't drink myself to sleep every weekend. Hell, I barely drink at all. I also have zero tolerance for drug addicts as well therefore I'm obviously not one. Mind you this does not include the occasional pot smoker as I don't consider that a drug, but I personally do not smoke. Although, if your a "stoner" aka You need drugs to improve your day to day lifestyle you can move right along. I enjoy my life, I'm happy with who I am which to sum up in one nice neat word it's boring. If you're the adventurous type, always trying new things and can't wait to be spontaneous with someone new...I'm most definitely not that someone new. If you wanna hang around and get food and watch Netflix and maybe just maybe go to show...then I'm your dude.

Let's see, I'm otherwise a heavy metal music loving piece of shit whose life revolves around work, and music. I work about 50+ hours a week and I'm also in the middle of building a recording studio in a commercial space I'm renting. I sell auto parts for a living at a chevy dealership in Jersey. I play guitar, I write music blah blah blah. This is all the kinds of crap that should be discussed on first dates or messages through here or something else. Not read on my profile, and let's face're not even reading this if you looked at my pictures and hit the back button by now so if you're this far and still don't want to hit the back button, hit me up :)
What I’m doing with my life
Well, I'm 32 and I live with my parents. Brutal truth once again, I made a lot of bad credit decisions in the past basically because I'm a musician and crave expensive gear. In comes credit into my life one day and it eventually got out of control and thus here I am. I have a lot of unpaid debt and I'm still a musician. With my current job I don't make enough money to exactly wipe my debt clean in just a few months. So I've been crawling my way slowly out of debt so as I can begin saving to live on my own. I love being a musician and through it all, being a 31 year old bum still living at his parents in my mind was worth the ride being a musician has taken me over the past 10 years. Anyways there's my debt background and why I live at home. Next: I sell auto parts for a living. I know that sounds like a normal, run of the mill shitty job, but it's probably one of the best jobs I've ever had. I have amazing bosses and it's a great company and environment to work in so I plan on sticking around and climbing the ladder over time.

On a miniature side note, when I can find the time I also involve myself in photography, graphic design, film and sound engineering. A good friend of mine and I now own and operate a project recording studio local to the area. It's a good source of release, fun and extra income. Maybe I'll be lucky and one day that'll become my career. Until then, here I am.
I’m really good at
Graphic design, playing guitar, playing bass, producing music, recording, songwriting, being dry humored and extremely sarcastic 90% of the time. Life's just no fun if you're always taking it so seriously. Lighten up.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea. From what I hear that's apparently a very cliche answer so it's probably my glasses or my tattoos or something....I'd like to think it was my handsome wit and charm...please god note the sarcasm.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: The Ninth Gate, The DaVinci Code, Scream Trilogy, Halloween, The Shawshank Redemption, American History X, Final Cut, One Hour Photo, Clue, The Number 23, Inside Man, Airheads, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 1408, Grandma's Boy, Seven, Mr. Brooks, American Psycho, Back To The Future Trilogy, Star Wars saga, National Treasure, The Life of David Gale, Requiem For A Dream, the Harry Potter films, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks, Clerks II, Nightmare on Elm Street (the ORIGINAL one), Lord of the Rings, Ghostbusters (original only), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (same.. the original, ugh I hate remakes), The Wrestler, Knocked Up, Zack and Miri Make A Porno, Beverly Hills Cop, all the Die Hards, Rocky movies and Lethal Weapons and too many more to name.

TV: The Walking Dead, Game Of Thrones, Sense8, Sherlock, The Blacklist, Wentworth, Orange is the new Black, Stranger Things, 13 Reasons Why, The Ranch, Heroes, Sons of Anarchy, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Once Upon A Time, Marvel's Agents of SHIELD, Daredevil, Jessica Jones, Game Of Thrones, Supernatural, House M.D., South Park, Metalocalypse, Monk, Psych, Rosanne, Boy Meets World, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, on occasion I get sucked into WWE here and there, but I was a much bigger fan when it was WWF. I'm sure there's more here as well.

Music: too many to name name and I'm not just saying that, I literally cannot answer the "what's your favorite band?" question because I listen to so many different genres. But it's mostly in the heavy metal, progressive metal and hardcore region but i also listen to Pop Punk, Djent, Pop, Death Metal, Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, etc and etc. I'll listen to pretty much anything, yeah the overall too common and usually untrue statement EVERYONE makes..there it is...only difference here is just because I say I'll listen to it, doesn't mean I like it. I respect all music and musicians, I don't always agree with it though.

Food: Burritos, burgers, chicken, pasta....pretty much anything except any sorts of seafood including sushi. Blech. No thanks.
Six things I could never do without
1. Music, I can't imagine my life without it.
2. My Family, I'm extremely lucky to have a nice and normal one unlike so many other people.
3. My Friends, the few I do have mean the world to me. Always quality over quantity.
4. My Instruments and studio, I can't make music without them.
5. My iPhone, cause I'm an ass who needs to feel connected at all times. Terrible addiction.
6. My computers, can't earn any kind of living without one now a days.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about my life...who doesn't? Am I ever going to get out of debt. How much longer must I grub off my parents to survive, when can I get out and on my own already? Have I made the right decisions in life or not? Who knows....Alls I do know for certain is that for the most part I am happy. I'm alone for the time being but I'm happy nevertheless.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sleep. Netflix. Food. Sleep. Any or all are good.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still live with my parents. Get over it, we all can't be perfect with our money in life. I made some mistakes and now I'm paying for them. So if that's THE number ONE deal breaker for you, (because I've read that it is soooo many times) you can kiss my fat, white ass. I already got one lease to worry about, when the studio starts making more money then I'll invest in a second one.
You should message me if
you read this far without a scowl or a look of disgust appearing on your face at any time. If you laughed in approval at any of it.
If I warmed your little heart.....again : sarcasm
Or if you just wanna hang out and binge watch some new show on Netflix cause you're sick of doing it know who you are...I'm the same.
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