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My self-summary
Hello there, I'm Michael and 4 out of 5 dentists agree I am a man who enjoys telling stupid jokes. I think I like bad movies more than great ones, like hilariously bad not just mediocre. ... Soooo yeah, I'm not great at talking about myself, but I will answer just about any question.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh you know just doing stuff. I work a semi normal job, really boring, but not terrible. I mean besides the ghosts, let me tell you those guys have some crazy stories at the water cooler.
I’m really good at
Remembering seemingly random facts, never spelling "the" right, making dumb faces in pictures, being a bit random, and Wikipedia races.
The first things people usually notice about me
Lets say eyes. They used to be brown but now they aren't as much so I guess that could be an interesting fact.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Love me some Top Gear, and a bunch of other BBC shows. I was born on the wrong continent really. Cheerio-pip-pip!

I enjoyed The Historian, Frankenstein, The King Killer Chronicle, and The Millenium trilogy. Trying to read some of the Game of Thrones books before the next season.

I can be random in music but Stevie Ray Vaughan and Bloc Party are always good fall backs for me.

There isn't much I don't like food wise. I'd love to see a BBQ-sushi fusion, is that a thing yet? Lets make it a thing.
Six things I could never do without
My friends, family
The internet
Big glasses of ice tea or 3, followed by a restroom for a few minutes
A good whiskey
a comfy bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How stuff works, or how it could work better.
On a typical Friday night I am
Meh who knows
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I may or may not know who let the dogs out...

Kevin "Mother Fucking" Bacon.
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor.
You want to have a Wikipedia race.
Or you want to share a random fact you learned today.
The two of us