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My self-summary
To fluster is to make nervous and confuse. That and to make people laugh seems to be my sole purpose and happiness in my life. I have an odd, off sense of humor...but somehow it's still humor. Take it as you will. People either can't stand me...or love me. You'll find out in the first two minutes of meeting me. So we can cut the date short if you need to. At least we only ordered waters up to that point.

I'm not going to feed people lines, (unless they're from movies, so I practically speak movie quotes). You'll just be confused if I go off on a tangent from a movie. I don't try to win people over. If it comes naturally, great.

I try to be a good person. Crappy people make it really difficult to do that but we still try. I get mad when people don't wave after I let them into my lane on the freeway and even madder when I hold the door and no one says thank you.

"Ich bin ein Berliner" (I am a donut)
What I’m doing with my life
Taking each day as it comes and going along with it. I work full-time. I was working two jobs for awhile and it was a bad idea because I put school on the back burner and got a later start than most, but that's OK! I'm back in! But it just got out so now I'm ready to enjoy summer. Beach bonfire, anyone?
I’m really good at
Hurting my back. Not being able to touch my toes. Im not "really good" but I enjoy playing the piano, violin, drums and guitar. I'll let you be the judge on what I'm really good at. I'm a mediocre singer but can't say I don't try. I'll karaoke the crap out of any dive bar. My biggest quality is the ability to make people smile or laugh, whether you think I'm funny or just a jackass. I suppose I couldn't care less. I'm a pretty big icebreaker so if you're shy, not to worry. I talk enough for the both of us.
The first things people usually notice about me
How self conscious I am because I'm so short.
I have really soft hands. Softer than yours. They're like silk. It's probably the cucumber melon. (See below)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Just read the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo and am currently reading The Girl Who Played with Fire.
Usually anything historically intriguing.

Shawshank Redemption "Everybodys innocent in here", Jaws 'Smile you son of a-", Blues Brothers "We're on a mission from God", The Shining "Here's Johnny!", Pulp Fiction "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead", Reservoir Dogs "Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?", Tombstone "You tell em I'm comin' and hells comin' with me!" The Mask "Smokin'!", Mary Poppins "Up on the rooftops, steppin time", The Rock 'Losers always talk about their best", Christmas Story "I like the tin man", Mrs. Doubtfire "It was a run by fruiting", Fast Times at Ridgemont High "There's no birthday party for me in here", Nothing to Lose "Freeze, sucker...bitch" Star Wars, I'm gonna stop because if if I don't, I'll keep going.

Music is also too wide to list. No techno, emo, or twangy-ass country.

Everything but seafood. I can eat pasta every day of the week and never tire of it. So if you know how to boil water, you've already won me over.
Six things I could never do without
Music. (Good music)
Beaches. (Not to be confused with bitches. I'm a gentleman)
Exercise. (When I'm not too lazy, busy or tired)
Soap. (Cucumber melon, Dove. The only way to bathe)
Familia. (Someones gotta love em)
My flux capacitor (Obvious reasons)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How there's no way for me to prove myself or stand out from all the chauvinistic pigs on this website, without actually getting to know me. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do these jeans make me look tall?
On a typical Friday night I am
Resting up from my crazy Friday morning of cartoons and watering my spice garden. Gettin a hard workout with my shake weight while watching Labyrinth or some Disney movie. Maybe cooking up some progresso and saltines. Oh did I mention I'm a chef?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I wrote the Voynich Manuscript, wore the shroud of Turin, killed Kennedy, and the Taos Hum is really just me humming in the shower. And I can't turn left. Oh and I lost my weiner in Vietnam, but that's not too private. No pun intended. Just common knowledge. Check my pics.
Also I hate pigtails. It's fine on little girls, but I get really weirded out when I see them on adults. I...don't like it. They bother me. I don't know why
You should message me if
You know the difference between 'you're' and 'your' and 'to', 'two', and 'too'.
You are working towards something. You have aspirations. You don't smoke. You don't drink a lot. You respect yourself. You aren't the insecure/jealous type. I need someone to let me have my friends night and I definitely want someone else to have their gals night. Time together is as great as long as it isn't overbearing. I also want someone who is happy with who they are as a person, before they can be happy with me.
You're mature when it calls for it but can still have a great sense of humor. You want a gentleman. You want something serious. You can put up with me. I also don't respond to "Hey. Whats up? Hello." Or any winks. Be original. Be unique...just like everyone else.
The two of us