27 Houston, United States
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My self-summary
Stuck on 90s rock, coffee, and books. Talents include, but not limited to, talking to pets as though they were human, people watching, making terrible first impressions, ONLY taking pictures while wearing sunglasses, failing at electronic communication as well as sarcastic abuse of overused slang.

Pumpkin spice eggnog...where have you been all my life?
What I’m doing with my life
The dream, the legend...grinding my way up the corporate ladder....steadily trudging forward against the slow inexorable death of the universe.
I’m really good at
Sending obscure analogies as introductions on OkCupid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Eve 6, Fallout Boy, Purity Ring, Disturbed, Joywave

Books:Kingkiller Chronicles, Elderings, Wayfarer Redemption, basically any kind of High Fantasy.

Movies:Anything goes.

Shows:Community, Big Bang Theory, Shameless. I don't watch much TV.

I'm a pretty big anime fan though. Test me.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How everyone manages to take such perfect selfies....I'm totes jelly.

Why there isn't collective movement to change the name of the raccoon to "trash panda".

Have I "made" it, am I "making" it, what does it mean to "have" it?

How dating is like trying to give away a vacation to a great place but all your marketing materials are propaganda for the Third Reich and you're only allowed to use words that don't contain 'e' or 'i'. Then finally, when you're signing the paperwork you realize you're a dog and they're a cat and neither of you have hands...
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with friends, drinking at the bar, watching netflix, reading books or playing indie games.
You should message me if
At this point...I'm not entirely sure. The rules of this game don't make sense anymore, if they even did to start with.

Hit me up if you wanna grab a coffee and find out how much we hate each other.