You might know me better as Dr. Colossus, the arch villain who famously seized Portland Maine in 2011.
I'm a phd, not a medical doctor
Once I lost a hot dog eating contest to Elijah wood
I get static shocked around 15-20 times a day. There is seemingly nothing I can do about this.
I was the president of France for one summer in 2009 until I sold Paris to Portugal. What they wanted with it, I do not know.
I invented the exclamation point but lost all copyright to David Bowie in a poker match
I'm pretty sure I hit Peter Pan with my car. I didn't check. I just kept driving.
Donald trump once used my bathroom
I have a paralizing fear of ball point pens
Sometimes I feel bad for shirts I don't wear often.
I single handedly saved a bus full of orphans from a ship of time traveling aliens while simultaneously teaching a watercolor class at the adult learning annex.
Noise canceling headphones
A hot black coffee