There is no such thing as the perfect boy/girl, were all human all make mistakes. If you go searching for the perfect guy/girl you will be looking forever, there is no such thing as "to good" or "not good enough" for someone, were all the same accept peoples faults and bad side. Find someone who makes you happy and never let them go.
WANTED: Somebody to love.
Smart girl with big heart. Little bit punk/goth/nerdy/rocker chic. Must love music and animals. Enjoy playing video games and watching anime. RELAXED! No drama queens, drug addicts, heart breakers, neo fascists, homophobes,game players, hate breeders, cock teasers, gold diggers, abusers, or self serving biggots. If you read cosmo and live by it please never talk to me. Must have a spine and be able to stand up for herself, but can't be a cruel/ jealous man hating bitch. Must enjoy sarcasm, dry and sometimes completely inappropriate humor. Kinky but monogamous, a lady in the street but a freak in the bed. Long hair is immensely sexy! Can't be a total princess. Book nerds are nice too. I like a good conversation, especially if i can learn something from it. I like sex, but there's more to me than my penis. Must have own job, I'm looking for a partner not a charity case. Must like guys with long hair cuz I'm not cutting it for you. Must love metal/hard rock. Must be able to handle a very blunt and direct but sometimes shy man. Don't take life too seriously. If you get offended when you're boy friend waltzes in to the living room wearing your bra for comedic affect... yeah lighten up.
If you're a down to earth, girl with a lust for curiosity, a big heart and an open mind, then come say hello.
Tips for the ladies. Ditch the big goofy sunglasses, they make you look untrustworthy hiding behind all that plastic. I call them insecurity goggles for a reason.
Well I hope you like what you have read and if you feel like you are looking for something along the same lines please don't be shy and message.
PSA: Ladies you wanna know how to keep a man? You learn to cook, put a meal on that table every day at 6pm that mutha fucka will fucking be there. Sure he can cook for himself, but nothing tastes better than a meal made with love. I WISH I had a lady to cook for me, I'll fuckin wash the dishes AND do the laundry for her if i had a women to make me some damn chickenpot pie. You hungry? Yes Ma'am thank you kindly. you know the old saying " The way to a man's heart is through his stomach." Ain't a man alive that will say no to home made pie. I'm telling ya. A lot of girls out there wanting shit all day and night from their man but they give nothing in return. Put a meal on that table. Watch shit get done.
Now, let's turn the tides here, it can't be all one sided that's not fair, so guys, here's how you keep a woman. CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT. I mean all of it. No hard working women wants to come home and take care of a grown ass man. Do your own damn laundry, learn how to clean a bathroom. I don't know a single women a live that doesn't see a man washing the dishes and not think to herself" that sum'bitch gonna get laid tonight".
Let's jump back, Ladies, don't call a man a chauvinist pig when he asks for a cold beer and dinner to be on the table, think about it this way; if you came home, you had dinner on the table, your man gives you your favourite drink, let's you watch all of your shows with out being interrupted, gets done and gives you some seriously good oral, listens to you complain about your shitty co-workers and that bitch you hated in school years ago. Then leaves you the hell alone? You mean to tell me that doesn't sound good to you? I say a few nights a week you do that for your man, then the other days the man should do it for YOU. Good relationships shouldn't be one sided.
Jokes and vulgarities aside, learn how to communicate, even when the words may be painful. Always be honest, even when it's terrifying, SHARE the daily burdens and help each other out. There's no such thing as "women's work" and "men's work". You're a damn team. Fucking act like it. If there's any real advice I could give that you might take just take this "A long lasting relationship is two people SHARING their lives together, not BECOMING each others lives."
Also guys... it wouldn't hurt to google where the damn clitoris and g-spot are, seriously it's not hard. some of you all be acting like you know where that shit is, but the look on your girls face says " no, no he doesn't."
Ktmgll you're an attention whore.