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My self-summary
i am michael and i am pretty much the best.
i live in westport in this super old house that would make liberace proud.
i have a job that requires me to be way more professional than i am. I deal with it though.
i have crazy love for music and vodka.
i think that sums me up pretty well.. for now.
What I’m doing with my life
trying to stay out of trouble.. it never seems to work though..
I’m really good at
sarcasm and taking pretty rad selfies.
The first things people usually notice about me
you tell me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
my favorite books would have to be confessions of an heiress, the truth about diamonds, clay's way and sex, drugs and coco puffs.

movies are great, some of my favs are 10 things i hate about you, the house bunny, saved and pretty much anything with mandy moore, sweeney todd, tommy boy, mean girls and a lot more.

i have so many favorite artists, i couldnt possibly name them all, but a few i love are charli xcx, britney spears, sza, jhene aiko, jenny lewis, hole, fiona apple, lana del rey, amy winehouse, stevie nicks, spice girls, carly rae jepsen, pink, babeo baggins, marina and the diamonds, haim and too many more.

i am a fattie, so i dig all kinds of food, except seafood.. ill pass on that.
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
which means pretty much anything that crosses my mind..
On a typical Friday night I am
probably sleeping or drunk.. mostly drunk tho
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have a hardcore obsession with britney spears... ill just leave it at that.
You should message me if
you know every lyric to britney's blackout album or you are just bored.
The two of us